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| MisterOpus1 |
Found this in another local forum. Pretty scary how many things I can relate to here (though not all of 'em). How about you?
It's funny only
because
> it's so true.
>
> Here goes:
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> You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR".
>
> You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical.
>
> You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior
rave
> status".
>
> You find out just how crooked promoters really are.
>
> You hate massives.
>
> You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene.
>
> You say "the scene" a lot.
>
> You find out how much better european electronic music really is.
>
> You find out that glow sticks were cool TEN years ago in the UK.
>
> You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick
laugh
> out of your friends.
>
> When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal.
>
> You realize how cool Drum n' Bass is.
>
> You realize how lame progressive trance is.
>
> You have close friends who don't give a about raving.
>
> You think that maybe YOU don't really give a either.
>
> The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick.
>
> You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow
stick
> show".
>
> You learn to break.
>
> If you want to actually "roll," you have to eat about four pills at
> once.
>
> You can get those four pills for the same price that everyone else
> pays forone.
>
> You drink beer at after parties.
>
> You quit collecting fliers.
>
> You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of
> those ing little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!"
>
> You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't
think
> it sucked.
>
> You can't remember much in general.
>
> You realize that ravers aren't nearly as genuine as the hippies
were.
>
> You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally
swallowed
> it and died.
>
> You are actually called by your real name.
>
> You realize that the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating
> raves.
>
> You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy.
>
> You talk as much as possible.
>
> You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record
pair
> ofpants.")
>
> You DESPISE Happy Hardcore.
>
> You DESPISE candy.
>
> You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like
> leaving the party because of it.
>
> You know what a 303 is.
>
> You no longer feel the need to advertise your "rave-ness" to the
> world.
>
> You realize shell toes are ty shoes.
>
> You can't count how many pairs you have owned.
>
> You know that post-rave sex is awful.
>
> You've punked kids who tried to get in a circle that was outta
their
> league.
>
> You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance.
>
> You know that LA ravers can't dance worth a .
>
> You find out that underground parties still happen quite
frequently,
> despite what 98% of the raving populous thinks.
>
> You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you
> didn't.
>
> You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ
bought
> it and put it on a mix CD.
>
> You read URB.
>
> You have day-dreams that involve the Telletubies and a large rusty
> chainsaw.
>
> Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago.
>
> You know why GHB and special K are for ing idiots.
>
> You understand electro and minimal techno now.
>
> You hate rave ho's.
>
> You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a
cigarette.
>
> You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes.
>
> You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get
> thrownout.
>
> You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police, and any other
> authority.
>
> You purposely wear way too much clothing to parties, because you
know
> that dancing in a turtleneck sweater looks ing ill.
>
> You say "ill" a lot.
>
> You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic,Vestax,
and
> JBL.
>
> You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not.
>
> You find the jungle room much more appealing now.
>
> You can actually dance to jungle.
>
> You hate Feelgood and Coolworld.
>
> You laugh out loud when you walk into Jamba Juice and they're
playing
> dancemusic.
>
> You see guys from your high school football team at a party.
>
> You know raving is mainstream as .
>
> The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party.
>
> You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite
> accurately.
>
> You hate Anthem tracks.
>
> Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely ed up.
>
> You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories.
>
> You are amazed that you are somehow still alive.
>
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| butterfly |
| i can relate to quite a few of those and i haven't even been in the scene that long.... lol. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| i relate. i relate. lmao oh god, how i relate. |
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| butterfly |
i thought of another one -
every time you are in a large space you evaluate it for how good it would be for a party. |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
i thought of another one -
every time you are in a large space you evaluate it for how good it would be for a party. |
omggg...it's so true. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by MisterOpus1
Found this in another local forum. Pretty scary how many things I can relate to here (though not all of 'em). How about you?
You say "the scene" a lot.
You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get
thrown out.
You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you
didn't.
You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow
stick show".
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by MisterOpus1
1. You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance.
2. Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely ed up.
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1. Not only which area, but which club they go to :p
2. i.e. you can't fall asleep on Saturday nights even if you stay in. |
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| DJ_Shockwav |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
i thought of another one -
every time you are in a large space you evaluate it for how good it would be for a party. |
everywhere i go, it's like, hmmm... how can i throw a party in here? |
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| _The_Storm_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by MisterOpus1
> You realize how cool Drum n' Bass is.
>
> You realize how lame progressive trance is.
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:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
| quote: | Originally posted by MisterOpus1
> You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy. |
So true! I'm addicted to Ecko...almost every piece of clothing I have is Ecko :stongue: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
NOBODY MOVE
this is a bump |
/Moved. |
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| Yan |
| What the 's a "snicker"? |
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