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stupidest injurys u've had... (pg. 4)
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| DjSuez |
i've had a couple of weird things...
once had an iceskate in my head, for about 2cm deep, when I was 8 or so.
When i was two or three i was playing barber with anotgher kid, and he grabbed the scissors and cut my upper lip in half, there's still a scar from my mouth right up to my nose, luckily it's almost gone..
I once fell during skiing, and i slipped, landed on my face, and rolled on, so everything in my face bled. A couple of hours later was my upper lip like 5 times bigger, it was no sight..couldn't hardly talk...
When i learned cycling, i wanted to copy the big boys, so i started riding very 's' shaped...(i don't know the english word for it...), but i fell, and a week later there was growing a piece of bone out of my chin, which disappeared a couple of weeks later...
I've cut of some things, like the top of a finger with an axe, sliced of almost my whole upperhand skin with a knife.
A friend of mine was making something with a hammer an nails, and he slammed so f*cking hard on his thumb woth the hammer, that the finger said 'splatttt'; the top of his thumb was squashed open, and there was just a stripe of flesh and blood from his thumb which was like 15 cm orso.. |
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| Busy Child |
| Well, I played in a soccer game without a protective cup . . . . so you know how that goes. Internal bleeding . . .no sex for a whole 2 weeks. . .. the 9 yards. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
Was once ironing my shirt and the side of the iron touched my stomach. WAAAA hurt like mad...
And couple years ago when playing football, the ball came across to the back post, and it was coming down to about chest height.. So i crouched slightly and dived and headed it in... Rarrrr i scored, but some ****** followed thru studs first and crushed my head against the goal post. After getting up and successfully landing a punch dead on this guys nose i went dizzy and collapsed. And i lost the site in my right eye for almost 2 hours. Those were the scariest 2 hours of my life as doctors didnt no if my sight would return. The good news tho was my goal got us thru the final of the citizens cup ;) |
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| libra_1143 |
| Erm... on holiday in Gran Canaria a couple of months ago I dropped a bed on my foot, and broke my toe. It really really hurt! It killed when I put shoes on. Therefore... I had to go out clubbing at night in my bare feet. |
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| Photo_bot_2k1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Busy Child
Well, I played in a soccer game without a protective cup . . . . so you know how that goes. Internal bleeding . . .no sex for a whole 2 weeks. . .. the 9 yards. |
i was gonna put a sarcastic answer like "i broke my penis bone"
but um...
yeah
damnit. |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by Busy Child
Well, I played in a soccer game without a protective cup . . . . so you know how that goes. Internal bleeding . . .no sex for a whole 2 weeks. . .. the 9 yards. |
wtf, soccer with a protective cup??
jesus, you yanks are weirdo's :p |
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| DjSuez |
| quote: | | I dropped a bed on my foot, |
I once had that with a very heavy table, i didn't break my toe, but there was a triangle pressed in my foot were it landed... |
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| DjSuez |
| quote: | | I dropped a bed on my foot, |
I once had that with a very heavy table, i didn't break my toe, but there was a triangle pressed in my foot were it landed...
| quote: | | i was gonna put a sarcastic answer like "i broke my penis bone" |
there is actually a way to break your penis, but it's not the bone of course...it's the swelling bodies that can brake. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
wtf, soccer with a protective cup??
jesus, you yanks are weirdo's :p |
indeed. Footy is a mans sport. The only thing u shud be covering up are ur shins. Playing football with a cup must be well uncomfortable. Ive never had any penis related injuries with football thank :) |
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| Tukan |
| quote: | Originally posted by piggy
I think I once stapled my thumb..can't remember what happened tho..:p |
I did that on purpose in front of my sister.. I sed 'Hey, Watch This' and stapled right through :toothless |
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| libra_1143 |
| quote: | | I did that on purpose in front of my sister.. I sed 'Hey, Watch This' and stapled right through |
HAHAHAHA That's superb!!! I wanna try it now! Damn. Ain't got a sister...
"Muuuuuuuuuuuum, watch this* |
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| j_spot |
my friend takes the cake. He had just lost his virginity @ a house party, and he was so excited to tell the rest of us he jumped down the stairs to the landing. Only he landed funny and broke his ankle.
Was a funny time |
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