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| jploveparade |
*The Absolut Vodka penis: It's absolut' perfection.
*The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...
*The All-State penis: You're in good hands.
*The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it.
*The AOL penis: It's so easy to use, no wonder it's #1?
*The AT&T penis: Reach out and touch someone.
*The Avis penis: Trying harder than ever.
*The Barney penis: It says "I love you!"
*The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
*The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color!
*The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner.
*The Bic Lighter penis: Go ahead flick my bic!
*The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red.
*The Borden penis: It's GOT to be good.
*The Bounty penis: The quicker picker-upper.
*The Budweiser penis: This bud's for you!
*The Burger King penis: Have it your way..
*The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
*The California Lotto penis: Who's next?
*The Calloway Putter penis: It will improve your stroke.
*The Cambells soup penis: Mmm mmm good!
*The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
*The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 U.S.A olympic team.
*The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it is longer.
*The Chevy penis: Like a rock.
*The Chips Ahoy penis: Betcha bite a chip. (huh?)
*The Cinnamon Toast Crunch penis: Its the adult thing to do.
*The Citibank visa penis: It's everywhere you want to be.
*The CNN Sports Illustrated penis: As interactive as you can get without getting bruised.
*The Cobain penis: It blows itself away.
*The Coca Cola penis: Always the Real Thing.
*The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
*The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right)
*The Dial penis: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
*The Diet Pepsi penis: You got the right one, baby.
*The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...
*The Dodge Neon penis: There's a "lot more to love!"
*The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 minutes or less!
*The Doublemint penis: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
*The Doublemint penis: Chewing really satisfies.
*The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going...
*The Erricson Cell Phone penis: Whip out your little one.
*The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar.
*The Excedrin penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
*The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time!
*The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing!
*The Ford penis: The best never rest.
*The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis: It's the oooh without the ouch.
*The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
*The Fruit-by-the Foot penis: Need I say more?
*The FTD penis: Some of life's best moments come FTD.
*The General Electric penis: We bring good things to life!
*The Generic penis: One size fits all.
*The George of the Jungle penis: Watch out for that....tree?
*The Gillette penis: The best a man can get.
*The GMC Envoy penis: It's the real mcCoy.
*The GMC Yukon penis: Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically engineered.
*The Hardees Breakfast penis: Rise and shine.
*The Helene Zinn penis: You can't eat that!!!
*The Insinkerator Disposal penis: The choice of 9 out of 10 professionals.
*The Jell-O penis: Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle...
*The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
*The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: Self-explanatory
*The Juicy Fruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
*The Just For Men penis: A sure thing for a natural look.
*The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
*The Knick Knack Patty Wack penis: This old man comes rolling home!!
*The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one!
*The Life penis: Mikey likes it.
*The Life Call penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
*The Little Caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
*The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious!
*The Luv's penis: It'll take a load off your mind.
*The Macintosh penis: It does more,it costs less,it's that simple.
*The Magnavox penis: Smart. Very Smart.
*The McDonald's penis: Over 8 billion served.
*The McDonald's penis: Have you had your break today?
*The MCI penis: For friends and family!
*The Men's Healthy Magazine penis: It's a perfect fit.
*The MicroMachines penis: A whole world, in the palm your hand.
*The Microsoft penis: Where do you want to go today?
*The Milk penis: It does a body good!
*The Miller Lite penis: Great taste, less filling.
*The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
*The Monty Python penis II: "Every sperm is sacred...."
*The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can prepare you.
*The NBA on TNT penis: Ever want something so bad it hurts?
*The New York Lotto penis: Cause hey - you never know.
*The Newport penis: It's alive with pleasure.
*The Nike penis: Just do it.
*The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power.
*The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
*The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing,runny nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.
*The Oasics Running Shoe penis: There's one less excuse to skip a day.
*The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts!
*The Phillips MOM penis: It's always stimulant free.
*The Pillsbury Flour penis: It comes plain or self rising.
*The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.
*The Pontiac penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
*The Portofino Bay penis: Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional.
*The Post Selects Cereal penis: Not everything that goes into "Post Selects" fits.
*The Power of Cheese penis: Just saying it is enough to make you smile.
*The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop...
*The Psychic penis: It knows you are coming before you do..
*The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.
*The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
*The Reach Toothbrush penis: It cleans hard to reach places.
*The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis?
*The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?
*The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
*The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.
*The Robutussin penis: Recommended by Dr. Mom...
*The Sanka penis: Good to the last drop!
*The Sears penis: Come see the softer side.
*The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
*The Sega penis: PENIS!
*The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs up...
*The Slim Fast penis: Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great.
*The Snickers penis: It satisfies you.
*The Speed Stick Ultimate penis: It kills 99% of odor-causing germs for 24 hours.
*The Springmaid penis: Makes you snore like a lady.
*The Sprite penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.
*The Starburst penis: The juice is loose!
*The Star Trek penis: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
*The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis: You can put it where the sun don't shine.
*The Taco Bell penis: Get some; make a run for the border!
*The Sustecal penis : More protein, less fat !
*The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on.......
*The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis?
*The Tootsie Roll Pop penis: How many licks DOES it take ...?
*The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me!
*The Toyota penis: Oh,what a feeling.
*The Transformers penis: It's more than meets the eye.
*The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.
*The Uncle Sam penis: We want you.
*The Viagra penis: It lets the dance begin.
*The Virginia Slims penis: You've come a long way, baby!
*The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef?
*The Wendy's penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
*The Wizard of Oz penis: "Oh my!"
*The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin. |
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| piggy |
LMAO! :haha: :haha:
Good ones :D |
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| KilldaDJ |
| LMAO, funny *The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going... |
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| Linx_da_cat |
*The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.
*The Chevy penis: Like a rock.
ROFL :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| dj_s_harrison |
ROTFL
:haha: :eyespop: :stongue:
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