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Yo moma's so fat
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| jploveparade |
Yo moma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo moma's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo moma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo moma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo moma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo moma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo moma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo moma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo moma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo moma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo moma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
Yo moma's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo moma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo moma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo moma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo moma's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo moma's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo moma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo moma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo moma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo moma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo moma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo moma's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo moma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo moma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo moma's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. |
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| dj_s_harrison |
ROTFL - HAHA, som good one's there
Got one to add thou
Yo moma's so fat, I rolled over six times and I was still on top of her! |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| oommmgg..lol 1995-96 :D :D :D |
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| Ultraphu |
Your Mom is so fat, when she walks she sheds vortices so large that modern synoptic-scale models include her as a factor.
Owww Burn!!
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| Fir3start3r |
HAHA!!! :haha:
Some of those are classic.
Yo moma's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out...
Yo moma's so fat, she needs a kickstand... |
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| EbolaCola |
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu: Thick and Chunky.
Yo momma's so fat, when she's seeing a movie, she sits next to everybody.
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma's so fat, she has more chins that a Chinese phonebook.
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is the Equator.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
Yo momma's so fat, I rode my bicycle around her and got lost.
Yo momma's so fat, she put a quarter into a vending machine and waited for a gumball to pop out.
Yo momma's so fat, she thought 2Pac Shakur was beer. |
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| Fir3start3r |
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!
Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!
Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!
Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!
Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket! |
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| le castrateur |
| where do u find those? lol |
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| Maaz |
| Isn't she a great person? :D |
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