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| Trancewave |
Got this joke from my email today, thought I'd share it here.
Halloween Party
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being
a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time
being spoiled by not going. So, he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain
and, since it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her
husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some
fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a
little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and, being a
rather seductive lady herself, he left his partner high and dry and
devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came
in
and asked him what kind of time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den
and played poker all evening...
But, you're never going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned
my costume to!" |
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| detective you |
| ahah, nice one!!:D |
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| Maaz |
| hehe, it would be so cool if it were in real life :p |
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