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Finding LOVE (or anything) on TA
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| wotyzoid |
This is finding love on TA, I'm your host, k master rawdawg. Welcome!
Single ladies of TA, all three of you, gathering 'round because we have a stunner for you!
Are you illegal and being threatened to be deported by ICE in the near future, and are running out of options? Have you always wanted to get back at your strict parents for making you study endlessly while you missed out on all the fun of high school parties? Is your name Tiffany and you are ready to kick that heroine habit and move out of the trailer park? The answers to your prayers are here in this man...boy, manboy.
Say enough to life and start saying hello to malodor and cheetos. Bring something home your parents will never forget. He puts the "aw" in awkward like you pity a possum that's been roadkilled. Take those weird thanksgiving dinner conversation to new heights for the rest of your life. Stop having Juan from the bar on the corner steal the money out of your purse every friday morning and delight in the confusion of breaking in a true virgin. He's gonna have you feeling like a true saint of an enabler. A queen of charity. You're gonna wish you could feel more shame than it is possible. He puts the "ass" in embarrassing like you wish you had 10 hands to cover yourself for that facepalm.
He can be found on the dating app "Tinder", or just coming back here with a new alt everytime. Get to it bitches!
Moderator Edit: Sorry, Woty, but we have to refrain from posting personal stuff or profiles from other people without their consent here on TA. I'll take this picture down and lock the thread. |
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| DJ RANN |
Single ladies? Don't be silly, Jenny scared/bullied them away years ago.
(I know, I've still got the messages :gsmile: ) |
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| wotyzoid |
You never know! Who's gonna cash in on that American citizenship!
Edit: *disclaimer*
Psychological and behavioral issues included. |
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| wotyzoid |
***'s stats read:
5 coding languages proficient
2 kisses on the lips (1 was from his mom)
3 bad first dates
72 hours of weekly gaming
2 family size bags of doritos per hour
1 "groovy" neck beard
99.98% probability of killing the vibe
100% probability of disappointing you in bed
Probably a D&D dungeon master |
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| Silky Johnson |
Two kisses on the lips! :stongue: :stongue:
Edit: he puts the "aw" in awkward LOL |
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