" I sat, with rail spikes in mine anus and pondered.... what am I doing with my self? "
After pouring pickled jalapeños in my eyes after switching my skin to scales, I enrolled in school once more. At this time I thought it was a good idea to quit my job. This was not enough. I maxed out two credit cards and started out with negative thousands. I've now had 5 or 6 different jobs since then.
^ Would that make a good book or should i scrap it?
Some Jobs for those who are curious: Spelunking Tours of Septic Systems, Freelance Detective as 'Detective Dirk McDerk', Gold digger (digging holes in neighbourhood houses searching for treasure), Mascot for Ripley's Aquarium
Silky Johnson
I like it, it's good.
LoveHate
are any of you excited for that new sasha baron cohen show ??
i have no idea how he got away with it again, and he interviewed some prominent people like sarah palin
wotyzoid
I haven't seen it yet but apparently from what I've seen online he had prosthetic make up on.
LoveHate
you can catch 10 minutes of it here, and i think it premieres this sunday , you're right he definitely had lot of work done for this :eyes: just off first glimpse not sure if its as funny as his previous work
AlphaStarred
The plot is still too thin, playa.
Hola from Jerusalem hostel.
planetaryplayer
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I like it, it's good.
your job is to make it great
@alphastarred - i can not reveal too much otherwise my work will be stolen
wotyzoid
quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
Insane.
SYSTEM-J
I genuinely think your posts should be compiled in a random order into a cut-up novel. It could be the next Naked Lunch, but with less sodomy and more liquid s.
Silky Johnson
quote:
Originally posted by planetaryplayer
your job is to make it great
Ah , will try harder.
planetaryplayer
I usually forget what I said within 5 minutes.. right now I’m waiting for a tank of water to be filled in between trees, after it’s full I’m either going to quit my job or finish my shift and quit my job so I can go to a cottage for a weekend, upon my return I got two other jobs
My inspirations in order are myself, dr Steve brule, Mitch Hedberg and the behaviour of squirrel
Jon_Snow
Comrade why not overthrow your capitalist overlords and beome a communist? By going red you’ll be also going green. Kenny can explain it better than I can.
