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I Want to Be Like Jesus!
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| Renegade |
Very persuasive way to convert those heathen cool dudes:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5018/5018_01.asp
He's something else!
(Note the politically correct views on homosexuals while you're there, bearing in mind that this strip is meant for young kids.) |
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| King of Clubs |
I must have missed this part in religion class:
"they pushed God as far away as they could and Jesus sent firebombs from heaven and fried their bodies."
and that homosexual part made me laugh like hell.
I hope children won't read this, it could seriously harm them. They should watch action movies instead, at least then they know it isn't for real. |
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| InsomnEac |
| HELP ME JEBUUUUUUUUS! |
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| FuzzyGreen |
The whole taking God's name in vain thing is completely misunderstood by todays Christians. What the bible authors are talking about is sticking to deals you make. In the days of the bible, merchants on the street would make people "swear to god" that they would pay for a debt. When they didn't live up to their deal, they were taking the name of the lord in vain. That passage in the bible really has nothing to do with saying or .
God, I ing hate bible thumping ignorant hardcore religious freaks from all religions. :whip: |
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| biznology |
wow, now all they need to address is those badass kids' penchant for saying 'nuthin''! dude and whats up with that dudes moustache...looks like hes down with the homosexual repression...:rolleyes:
the best part is that i can purchase those in large quantities. oh, and how small children can get nose piercings but know nothing about God! late|
WOW, this one is liable to piss off all peeps on the forum!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1000/1000_01.asp
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| Renegade |
Agh, that Isreal one is scary.
This guy is seriously messed up - a labotomy might actually increase brain power in this case. :rolleyes:
Just look at how "evil" people who commit suicide are:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0052/0052_01.asp
Or what really happens when you go out patying:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0099/0099_01.asp
And who really needs guns for self-defence when you have Jesus?:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0098/0098_01.asp
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And this is for those of you who don't realise that by taking one pill you'll end up a heroin addict with aids in jail:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp |
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| Critical7 |
Jesus is coming!
Quick! Somebody get a towel! |
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| Fir3start3r |
| isn't this a political thread? :rolleyes: |
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| Maaz |
| It's supposed to be a joke, right? :conf: :p |
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| biznology |
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0098/0098_01.asp
i think this is an answer to all those gun control threads! :toothless :rolleyes: | |
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| biznology |
AHahaha!
I like how Grandma rocked the Batphone to save her granddaughter...
now - Back At Satan's Headquarters!
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| Stanza |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
It's supposed to be a joke, right? :conf: :p |
No. It's for real man. Seriously. |
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