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Friday 261, lysol (pg. 2)
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| planetaryplayer |
| He was talking about IGK |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
I think you got the order wrong, there, Jay. Usually it's:
1. you go on date
2. you have kids with her
3. the damn kids turn into teens |
I don't know. I've never gone on a date in my life until after the .
pro order:
Bang
Listerine
Was it good?
If yes:Nice dates to see if anal
If no: I ain't fraid of no ghost.
Rinse and repeat as needed (starfish and listerine)
Profit
Busting makes me feel good.
*cues music* |
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| Zoso |
| LOL, holy hell, this thread has potential! :haha: |
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| Lews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I don't know. I've never gone on a date in my life until after the .
pro order:
Bang
Listerine
Was it good?
If yes:Nice dates to see if anal
If no: I ain't fraid of no ghost.
Rinse and repeat as needed (starfish and listerine)
Profit
Busting makes me feel good.
*cues music* |
Interesting hearing your approach. Before I got married I was more a:
Listerine
Anal
Nice dates to see if ain't afraid of no ghost
Bang
Rinse and repeat
Profit
But I guess that was my Catholic upbringing. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| I’m too fat and stupid to try anal, usually I just get my anus scrubbed with Lysol wipes, but now I get liquid Lysol funneled in. I started swallowing listerine because of TA and it works. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
Interesting hearing your approach. Before I got married I was more a:
Listerine
Anal
Nice dates to see if ain't afraid of no ghost
Bang
Rinse and repeat
Profit
But I guess that was my Catholic upbringing. |
7th day Adventist here.
Now i take Metamucil and dick pills to stay puffed and not be the marshmallow man. |
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| Lews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
7th day Adventist here.
Now i take Metamucil and dick pills to stay puffed and not be the marshmallow man. |
Time makes fools of us all :( |
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| Zoso |
My god...what is this? The Dark Ages? - Dr. Leonard McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
It's amazing looking back on some of these old adverts. Like the one where MORE doctors recommend smoking Camel brand cigarettes!
So, the lack of proper "feminine/marital hygiene" is what causes women to by "hysterical". I guess I should not be surprised. After all, the procedure is still called a "hysterectomy" to this day. |
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| Lews |
| From the Greek for 'uterus' or 'womb' - ὑστέρα (hystera). Supposedly suffering in the uterus caused women to behave oddly. |
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| Zoso |
I have shared teh wisdom of this Lysol advert with teh wife. We will immediately begin a regularly scheduled "vaginal Lysol routine" to keep the hysterics to a tolerable minimum in the Baker household.
Jay may be on to something here: Listerine on the cawk...combined with Lysol up the vag...leads to happy wife, happy life.
Pie, you dilly dally in the medical field...please to be concurring? |
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| planetaryplayer |
| Kim jong un might be cured with Lysol and listerine, reports say. He may die without them, reports also say |
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