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Friday 270: hit me baby one more time (pg. 2)
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| Lews |
| Can you buy some goats? |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
Can you buy some goats? |
I'd have to ask the city codes guy. This little redneck town got caught up in the early 2000s real estate boom. A bunch of developers came in and were selling 1 acre lots, that wouldn't bring $750 when I was a kid, for 50-100,000 and putting 350K 2 or 3 story kit log homes on them, and selling them to people leaving FL, who thought they were getting a bargain. So, our county commission panicked, and rather than creating codes, adopted a bunch from Nashville and Murfreesboro. And my entire county has a population of maybe 8,000...with 2,000 in the city limits. You can't even build a shed to store/dry fire wood in now without pulling a permit and getting it approved/inspected. When I was a kid, you could set up a single-wide trailer whore house/meth lab any time of day or night, and no one said a word. Goats are probably frowned upon by someone. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Man, your local Walmart must be lit like Broadway. |
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| Ted Promo |
| What’re the sodomy laws like in your neck of the woods, zoso? |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
What’re the sodomy laws like in your neck of the woods, zoso? |
Far too restrictive, in this local man's humble opinion! :whip: |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Man, your local Walmart must be lit like Broadway. |
We actually don't have a true "local" Wal Marks. You have to drive north or south to the next larger town. We do have a Dolla' General, however, so you can go there if you need to catch some COVID. :o |
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| Zoso |
| UPDATE/BREAKING: I called the local codes enforcement guy, and I actually caught him in his office for once. Okay, so he says as long as it's your second (or further) cousin, you're good to go on the buttsex! My weekend just improved exponentially. ;) |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| I like my white trash zoos Texas sized, so... |
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| Zoso |
| Let's finish that lovely lawn mowing jawb, kids! :whip: |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| That's only in the South. In Canada, Walmart looks like a refugee camp. |
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| Zoso |
| Yard be cut, yo. No goats were harmed/sodomized in the mowing of this lawn. :o Second cousins...no comment. |
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| Lews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
I'd have to ask the city codes guy. This little redneck town got caught up in the early 2000s real estate boom. A bunch of developers came in and were selling 1 acre lots, that wouldn't bring $750 when I was a kid, for 50-100,000 and putting 350K 2 or 3 story kit log homes on them, and selling them to people leaving FL, who thought they were getting a bargain. So, our county commission panicked, and rather than creating codes, adopted a bunch from Nashville and Murfreesboro. And my entire county has a population of maybe 8,000...with 2,000 in the city limits. You can't even build a shed to store/dry fire wood in now without pulling a permit and getting it approved/inspected. When I was a kid, you could set up a single-wide trailer whore house/meth lab any time of day or night, and no one said a word. Goats are probably frowned upon by someone. |
Yeah, America is a funny place.
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