It's reminiscent of what The History Channel was before it went the route of post-music video MTV/reality television.
JEO
Did they already reveal why Western Society Is Collapsing? I think it's either because of fluoride (which they put in the doggone wudder up here), lead (like the Romans did of course), some kinds of fancy small plastics (which done messed up my sister's hormoans I tell you), or... Boner Brake. I swear they put Boner Brake on everything in the military here, and the kids ain't alright anymore after having too much of that.
Zoso
Based on the civilization featured/in question, it ranges from a ton (metric, of course) of reasons to "we just don't ing know".
JEO
I find the speculation about microplastics being one big reason behind falling semen levels intriguing. It's got a similar kind of feel to it as the myth about lead and the Romans, but I feel this theory is correct.
JEO
The plastic's making our doggone balls shrink.
planetaryplayer
As I shark, I agree. I injest so much plastic either in the water or when I’m eating road kill. My chance of offspring are lower now than when I was on a Mountain Dew diet
KilldaDJ
planetaryplayer
This thread has convinced me to replace my balls with an ink sac
Zoso
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Originally posted by planetaryplayer
This thread has convinced me to replace my balls with an ink sac
Don't do it. You will no longer be considered a shark, but rather a squid. Squid benefits, relative to shark benefits, are worth all. Also, it won't matter that you still identify as a shark. Just say no, my friend.
