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JFC I'm 45 today! Discuss your midlife crisis and age-related problems, COR wh00r3s! (pg. 3)
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| planetaryplayer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Not gonna lie, I considered all kinds of suspect easy money schemes when I was paying down my student debt. Never considered farts in a jar though. :stongue: |
:haha: imagine what you could get for stained skivvies |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Dude, I KNOW. Selling my underwear in various states was first on my list. Then it was foot pics. Lol. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
various states |
:eyespop: :haha: |
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| Trance-M |
At 45 I thought I needed reading glasses, at 48 I know I need reading glasses. Luckily memory gets worse so I forget about it all the time.
As long my arms are long enough... No farting though. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| i knew i needed glasses when i was 4, I'm 67 now and read braille |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| You need to get some shark eyes installed. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| I find my way with scent and sonar but biting random people isn’t always acceptable |
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| Midlothian |
| Merry Christmas, fart-blossom |
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| Zoso |
| I'm thinking bifocals are not too far away, as bad as I hate to admit it. Well, the wife has finally been officially diagnosed as positive for COVID, no word on the variant, however. Nasty case of strep as well. She was never approved for any vaccine by her oncologist, so she is, unfortunately, toughing it out naturally. I just hope she doesn't get pneumonia. Her lungs are shot from the chemo and radiation. I got my third Moderna shot on 12/16, so I'm hoping that helps me avoid it altogether. Staying indoors and watching the world go by, slowly. Hope everyone has/had a good Christmas. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| I had a stroke. LOL |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
I'm thinking bifocals are not too far away, as bad as I hate to admit it. Well, the wife has finally been officially diagnosed as positive for COVID, no word on the variant, however. Nasty case of strep as well. She was never approved for any vaccine by her oncologist, so she is, unfortunately, toughing it out naturally. I just hope she doesn't get pneumonia. Her lungs are shot from the chemo and radiation. I got my third Moderna shot on 12/16, so I'm hoping that helps me avoid it altogether. Staying indoors and watching the world go by, slowly. Hope everyone has/had a good Christmas. |
That sucks. Hope she recovers! We are locking ourselves down again and not venturing out. Seems like a lot more people are picking it up now. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
I had a stroke. LOL |
A guy was flashing nuns as they were exiting a convent in New York City. A group of three nuns were exiting around noon one day, and the flasher jumped in front of them, opening his trench coat as he landed. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun didn't touch him at all. :eyespop: |
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