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Jon the dentist female pseudonym DJ mix? (pg. 2)
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| Lira |
I like to think that, somewhere up in Lincolnshire, he has a dental clinic where he sees patients as "Jon the DJ". Strobes next to lollipops for kids, "Global Phases" being played on repeat all day long in case the anaesthesics don't kick in right away.
So, as his patients' mouths are wide open, knocked unconscious by the nitrous oxide and unable to reply with all the dentistry paraphernalia reaching for their uvulas anyway, Jon tells them he used to be a superstar DJ in North America. You know, as his Spotify artist page with 2000 monthly listeners claims he was.
Then, the last patient of the day finally replies "HUWHUHUWHUWH" and he's like, "Yeah, it was truly great, I showed those prog house DJs how it's done, I really played the hardcore elements of trance. Nina, please help him out, the oral sedation is wearing off!", and so the day goes. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| He actually lives in Pembrokeshire, which is possibly the only place in the UK with even less nightlife than Lincolnshire. Hasn't stopped him trying to start his own clubnight called Tesseract though. |
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| Lira |
| Understandable. If I were him, by now I'd have hidden in Wales too :p |
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| Chimney |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Yes I do. I accidentally started that enormous ego meltdown by not realising he was THE Jon The Dentist. Back in the day it wasn't uncommon for random people to use artist names as their TA username.
The useless wanker turned up on my Facebook feed recently for some reason. He's not given up just yet. |
Wasn't he an irl friend of yours? |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| I think you're confusing him with another John. |
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| Lira |
| When I die, if I happen to go to heaven, unlikely though it is, I hope that, just as I greet Saint Peter and strut my way in, I see some reserved parking spaces for the noblest people whose contributions worked for the betterment of society: Tim Berner-Lee, for inventing the internet; Guglielmo Marconi, for inventing the radio; Aloep, for keeping this much of internet history for posterity. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| All hail the power of the internet!! |
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| KilldaDJ |
| joan the dentist |
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| Silky Johnson |
| LISA NEEDS BRACES |
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| SYSTEM-J |
What an absolute shaft Lunar Phase 7 was.
Also, how come everyone has their 2022 avatars and sigs? Have you retrieved this from some graveyard server? |
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| the-sixth |
Simply, Simply, Lovely |
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