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How to kill your nasty mother-in-law?
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| jploveparade |
| How would you get rid of her? |
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| Odyne |
I like my mother-in-law...
although a few months ago (before she was my mother-in-law) there was a problem, cause I stayed at their place over night and went out till 6 o'clock.. and she asked if it was alright with my own parents, and we said yes, (but actually it wasn't) and than later (back then my friend, now my boyfriend) told her the truth.. so she does has a negative view on me, because of that, but she doesn't show it ;) just acts nice towards me, and she's alright :D |
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| Flipper01 |
ow, that's a though one JP..
I voted to throw her of a building, but because there are no big buildings in Holland I'll throw her of a small building, but then over and over again till she's dead. And then let her lie for the Killer Ants ;)
Like that darling? |
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| Odyne |
| quote: | Originally posted by Flipper01
Like that darling? |
thank you! finally got rid of the b*tch.. 
erhm... i mean ofcourse.. what a shame.. 
:p |
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| big dave |
*mafia style accent*
bury her alive
lol i dont got one yet but if she was a then would do it that way |
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| dj_s_harrison |
| I dont have one, but the best one is 'let killer ants eat her' |
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| jploveparade |
| I forgot the option: rip her apart with a Forklift truck :disbelief |
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| Technaut |
Firstly I would chop her head off with a very large butchers knife, then I would marinate the head in some nice sister sauce, before eating
I would then have sexy times with her body over and over again untill I got tired and non-stiff.
Then i would cook said body and eat it. After the odd bit of finger sex.
All bones would be sent to the dump for disposal.
blind rage in public place
Technaughty |
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| Flipper01 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
I forgot the option: rip her apart with a Forklift truck :disbelief |
Damn, that was also a nice idea!! |
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| Teknikol |
| I have only met her once:p first time I came over to her home. So I just voted "I like her"...but I am not able to re-vote so maybe I've just made a BIG mistake:eek::clown: |
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