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will trance make you gay?
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| Bluestone |
or house or techno? or are u a little already hence that's why u listen to it?
i ask because this guy i know was blasting it. i kinda suspected he was a closet gay. idk why. thoughts? |
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| planetaryplayer |
| Are you gay? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bluestone
thoughts? |
Sure, have some:- Milk cartons are the best Tetris pieces of the refrigerator.
- Vacuum cleaners just want to clean up their life, one room at a time.
- Pillows are the only items that want you to sleep on the job.
- It's perfectly logical for time zones to make sure someone’s always in the future, judging our past.
- Toast is just bread that got a little too ambitious with its tanning goals.
- The first person to eat a mushroom was probably just one brave, hungry gambler.
- A microwave is just a tiny wizard trapped in a box that makes our food hot by magic.
- Escalators are stairs on a lazy day, and elevators are just extreme stair vacations.
- Your shadow is just a silent stalker that only leaves you alone in the dark.
- Sounds made by drum machines, samplers, and synthesisers obviously make listeners want to be erotically stimulated by people of the same gender.
- Glitter is nature’s way of reminding us that some messes are eternal.
- Sandwiches are just edible storage containers for the real stars, the fillings.
- Passwords are just tiny brain teasers designed to test your patience and memory at the same time.
- Elevators have mastered awkward silence as their main form of communication.
- Trash cans are just judgmental containers deciding how much of your life you throw away.
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| SYSTEM-J |
| It certainly made you a virgin. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| There's a big black Cox joke here but I'm so lazy. |
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