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Q. wots green and smells of pork?
A. Kermit the frogs middle finger |
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2 more classics
What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?" |
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3 more classics
What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
Q.WHY WAS THE BLODNE CHUFFED WHEN SHE DONE A PUZZLE IN SIX MONTHS?
A.BECAUSE IT SAID FROM 2-4 YEARS ON THE BOX |
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