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Jokes part 45 Q & A
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.
Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
A: Big Foot has been spotted several times.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
A: So men can understand them.
Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much," a disappointment for
many men?
A: No phone numbers.
Q: Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up
playing with them.
Q:Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A:Ask your Mom.
Q:How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
Aogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Q:What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A:Say, "Nice Dick."
Q:How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A:When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q:Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A:Because they have cotton balls.
Q:Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
A:Palm Sunday |
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