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Inspiration for Work
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| DJ Fundamental |
20 Sayings I'd Like To See On Office Inspirational Posters
20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
19. Succeed in spite of management.
18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent
slacker.
14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
13. We waste time, so you don't have to.
12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
7. Plagiarism saves time.
6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them. |
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| TranceBunnY |
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
*highlight
*print x 20
now to plast this at work :haha: :haha:
i love it
thanks DJ Fundamental ;) |
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| Bullet |
lol, this is cool. :D
good work ! |
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| webmeister |
hahaha
this is going on the noticeboard :) |
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| Xo|oX |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
OMG im tired...
*zZz* |
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| cHiLD |
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