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Beer Vs Pussy
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| Muppet1969 |
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and ...
A beer is always wet.
A needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A tastes better served hot.
Advantage: .
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming , you are not disgusted.
Advantage:
24 beers come in a box.
A is a box you can come in.
Advantage:
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: .
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like , she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage:
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a in the stands at a football game.
Advantage:
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage:
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage:
If you think all day about the next
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage:
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of is more fun.
Advantage: .
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a ,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: .
The worst you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad : Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good : Almost all but the above.
Advantage .
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: .
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| eye_03 |
rofl..
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| Halcyon21 |
| quality writing there :haha: :toothless |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| hehehe. i remember reading this somewhere...quality post. |
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| KandyKid_420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Muppet1969
[color=violet]It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and ...
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming , you are not disgusted.
Advantage:
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Pubic Hair is about the nastiest thing, if you say that you like to eat pubic hairs :nervous: , i think you have some issues :eyespop: |
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| ProDiGaL |
| quote: | Originally posted by KandyKid_420
Pubic Hair is about the nastiest thing, if you say that you like to eat pubic hairs :nervous: , i think you have some issues :eyespop: |
i second that motion |
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| dj_mdma |
| LOL HAHAHA :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | The best you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: .
The worst you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
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*falls off chair laughing*
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