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10 reasons why you shouldn't drink STELLA at your work party!!
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| Volksjoolz |
Stella is the Sporn of satan DO NOT DRINK IT AT YOUR WORKS PARTIES..you have been warned!
This is why!
All the below is accurate and has happened to me last night and today!
1.) you inadvertantly mention to your boss that you think she's overweight in the waist area.
2.) You tell your girlfriend that you might "snog some floosy?" (Nic - i didn't, i'm sorry for upsetting you )
3.) You strip to your boxer shorts in a work "chippendale competition" ?
4.) You wake up to find your face connected with a ketchup ridden plate and bacon sarnies strewn across the bed.
5.) You get informed that those bacon sarnies have been half cooked in the oven butter, bread and plate!
6.) You walk into work at 2.30pm with your jumper the wrong way round
7.) You look like Pat Butcher
8.) You Sound like Pat Butcher
9.) You've finally stopped vomiting (due to the sarnies) only to disccover that you have a piece of sick attached to your ear, you vomit again.
10.) You sit next to your boss, who is now giving you evils for being late and mentioning her weight. ( i know i'm honest but thats just plain SUICIDAL!)
PLease Kids be safe, this could happen to you! |
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| jonsimmonds |
| quote: | Originally posted by Volksjoolz
9.) You've finally stopped vomiting (due to the sarnies) only to disccover that you have a piece of sick attached to your ear, you vomit again.
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:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :eyespop: :eyespop: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Az |
that sounds like 10 reasons why stella makes life more fun
:p
unlucky mate
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| jdat |
that's why I don't go to office parties :p
never know what you're gonna lose :tongue2 |
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| Volksjoolz |
Yeah n i've got another one tomorrow!!
one things for sure, this time i'm sticking to FOSTERS! :p |
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| torontotrance |
| i would not drink at office parties if I were you......rofl.... |
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| Spad |
Good night then
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| Volksjoolz |
mate i was a wreck!..i'm still a wreck now.:nervous: :crazy:
top night though up until the transformation stage which turned very very ugly! :p |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
u forgot:
11. tastes like rat piss |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Volksjoolz
7.) You look like Pat Butcher
8.) You Sound like Pat Butcher |
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :stongue:
Pat Pat Pat :stongue:
Pat Butcher aka Portakabin Pat after her sexy time with Frank :stongue:
Tis my works night out 2morow nite and i was planing on caining the stella and possibly asking a wee burd at my work for a shag.
**thinks again** |
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| big dave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
u forgot:
11. tastes like rat piss |
stella is better than any other beer ive tasted! its mostly all i drink now except for spirits! mind you its nice to have a change once in a while and go for a guinness or caffreys! i dont like all that bud (burns your throat after the 4th pint!) if there are none of the above alcohilic beverages i will then just try and get wasted as quickly as possible so i dont taste the cheap beers! either way it works for me cos i end up jaked :D |
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| Miss Proximus |
LMAO!! :D
You sound like you made a COMPLETE fool outta urself :D I just hope everyone wos drinking Stella :D
God Jas..hahahha :D |
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