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| Ekstasis |
BEWARE!
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. |
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| Maaz |
| It's funny because it's true :) |
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| MasterP |
lol that was hilarious
may cause pregnancy lol |
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| rjwilmsi |
| #2, 3, 13 & 14 are definitely true.:o |
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| DJ Arsalan |
the last 2 are halarious
i love the last one HAHA:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| :haha: :haha: love stuff like this. |
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| AmbiguousBliss |
Ha ha ha... true say. Funny stuff.
:tongue3 |
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| Trickle |
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
LMAO |
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