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Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants
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arj1o1
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A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants.

Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury.

Jane Selma Soares was caught up in shooting between police officers and drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias newspaper that even though she tried to hide, a bullet hit her in the chest.

When she got to a nearby hospital doctors realised her implants had stopped the bullet entering her body further.

The doctor who treated her said: "If there was no silicone the bullet could have reached a vital organ causing serious damage."

A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone.

She said: "I'm twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful."


:D :haha:
jploveparade
Fake.. they actually tried this and it doesn't slow down any bullets
RedLunatik
but wouldnt it be great if it could :stongue:
jploveparade
quote:
Originally posted by RedLunatik
but wouldnt it be great if it could :stongue:


Kevlar bra :D
Maaz
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Fake, fake, fake! Since when do we have a newspaper called "Las Ultimas Noticias" here in Brazil!? That's Spanish, and we speak P-O-R-T-U-G-U-E-S-E, you listen!? :mad: Agora você invocou a fúria do grande Maaz, raaaaaaaaar! Fear my whiping power! :whip: :whip: :whip:

























I gotta admit, it's funny though :D
zzleeper
quote:
Originally posted by Maaz
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Fake, fake, fake! Since when do we have a newspaper called "Las Ultimas Noticias" here in Brazil!? That's Spanish, and we speak P-O-R-T-U-G-U-E-S-E, you listen!? :mad: Agora você invocou a fúria do grande Maaz, raaaaaaaaar! Fear my whiping power! :whip: :whip: :whip:

I gotta admit, it's funny though :D




LOL @ MAAZ!!

LMAO!!!!
:eyes: :stongue: :stongue: :eyes: :stongue: :eyes: :conf: :conf:
TSI_AWD
It's Real

I heard it on CNN
they said that whole story in like 10 seconds
but they said it
so it must have some truth..
jploveparade
quote:
Originally posted by TSI_AWD
It's Real

I heard it on CNN
they said that whole story in like 10 seconds
but they said it
so it must have some truth..


dyson
Las Ultimas Noticias is a Chilean newspaper and it really sucks, its news seem to be real thou, but over hyped like a serious newspaper would say something like, "Bill Clinton affair with Lewinsky"(only thing I can remeber right now) Las Ultimas Noticias would say something like, "Lewinski sucking up to get more presidential money", or some ty popular title :D

I know, Im Chilean ;)
piggy
quote:
Originally posted by Maaz
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Fake, fake, fake! Since when do we have a newspaper called "Las Ultimas Noticias" here in Brazil!? That's Spanish, and we speak P-O-R-T-U-G-U-E-S-E, you listen!? :mad: Agora você invocou a fúria do grande Maaz, raaaaaaaaar! Fear my whiping power! :whip: :whip: :whip:



LOL! Nice flame, I really felt your wrath :)
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