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A dinner conversation
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| jploveparade |
Conversation over dinner:
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: . |
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| Eugene |
| :rolleyes: so funny |
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| zzleeper |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
LOLOLOL! Funny as hell! |
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| arj1o1 |
| :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Bullet |
| rofl... that's a good one !! good work, jp ;) |
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| YuVaL |
LMFAO
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