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Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)
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| jploveparade |
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
-31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
-142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts
-58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
-19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
-British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
-101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
-18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
-A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
-5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars. and finally.........
-In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo
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| Maaz |
| So that's why health insurance is so expensive in the UK :D |
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| dj_s_harrison |
| I didnt know that :eyes: |
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| dEEkAy |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
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ewwww...I tried that as a child and couldnt feel my tongue for more than a day :p |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
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mwahaha, i used to do it all the time back when i was 10-13 :stongue: poor brits! ROTFLMFAO |
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| magicsushi |
| funny how I've seen that written about all different countries...including Holland:p :D |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
-31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
-142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts
-58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
-19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
-British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
-101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
-18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
-A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
-5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars. and finally.........
-In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo
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bah! dumbasses making us all look bad :whip: |
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| Dj_ExOn |
| Ha ha!! :stongue: |
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| D ª N N Y |
These facts are making uz look stupid!!
May i suggest finding embarrasing facts about other countries:tongue3 |
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