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| AcidAngel |
What women should never say to a naked man.
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhh,it's cute.
Why don't we just cuddle?
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It's OK, we'll work around it.
(giggle and point)
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Why isGod punishing me?
At least this won't take long.
But itstill works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
I guess this makes me the 'early bird'. |
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| Eugene |
| AcidAngel, have you ever said one of these? :p |
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| AcidAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
AcidAngel, have you ever said one of these? :p |
Actually no,but my favourite is--->Can I paint a smiley face on it?:D
You know my bf is perfect,so I don't need to say such things :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Hi-Voltage |
| quote: | Originally posted by AcidAngel
You know my bf is perfect,so I don't need to say such things :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
lucky u:D |
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| AcidAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Hi-Voltage
lucky u:D |
oh yes,absolutely :p |
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