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terrys chocolate oranges (pg. 2)
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
got a big galaxy bar, and lots of Sour Haribo this year :D :D :D |
Ok if we r gonna be like that:
Toblerone
2 packs of double jammie dodgers
Selection box
Maltesers (fecking stupidly big box)
Celebrations box
2 chocolate ornages
Oh sorry thats when i stop being sad, they must think i am a chocoholic or sommit :D |
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| WillEastbury |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonsimmonds
so i tapped it and i still cant get the slices out, so i get hammer to it still they dont shift, its only made a dent in it |
What kind of hammer ? Try a sledgehammer, that should sort it out :)
If not, sell it to the Militiary to do research on. |
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| decode |
| quote: | Originally posted by Volksjoolz
hey anyone tried those terry's chocolate Mcflurries?! |
Yeah i quite enjoyed it. Trouble is they all taste the same and no matter what some greasy student working behinds the counter always gibs in them. |
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| goldenarmZ |
you just need to be a bit more enthusiastic about it :)
by 'tap and unwrap' they actually mean:
1) Insert chocolate orange in football sock.
2) Raise above head.
3) Spin round in the style of a hammer thrower until the desired velocity is achieved.
4) Launch at a good, sturdy wall with all your might.
If these instructions are followed correctly, your chocolate orange should be successfully broken down into it's segment shaped component parts.
Alternatively, if you're rich or Tim Henman, insert the chocolate orange into a tennis ball shooter and fire it it a wall. |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
a rotary saw usually does the trick.
have u ever put one in the freezer and tried to get the bits apart? :stongue: :stongue: |
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| jonsimmonds |
| hrm i got one left i may try that to keep me occupied tonight |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
im sure there was a terrys chocolate orange advert a few years back.... and you saw it getting dropped on the floor or on a table or sumthing, then it split the foil and each segment fell into the perfect place. or i might have just drempt it, why id be dreaming about chocolate ornages i have no idea
:conf: |
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| Kinuvan |
| chocolate can kill. |
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| flystyler |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
im sure there was a terrys chocolate orange advert a few years back.... and you saw it getting dropped on the floor or on a table or sumthing, then it split the foil and each segment fell into the perfect place. or i might have just drempt it, why id be dreaming about chocolate ornages i have no idea
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It wasnt a dream, they also did the one where it went all the way round the room, and dropped on the blokes head and split into the segments. But i still beleive in my way of really wacking it on the floor :D |
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| big dave |
| alternatively wait til some one annoys the out of you and then put it in a sock and set about them! by the end of it the victim will prolly be unconscious and your choc orange will be split ready for eating! |
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| goldenarmZ |
| people should just buy chocolate orange bars.. much less hassle. :D |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
| i suggest we drill a hole in the centre of a chocolate organe, the wedge in sheets of plastic into the gaps in the slices, the attach to a large poel and viola, energy problem solved by terrys chocolate orange wind farms. |
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