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My $86 ticket
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| KoreanDJ |
I got on highway 167, and this car in front of me was going like 50 mph....so I used the car pool lane to get around the car, and I got pulled over. What's up with that? STATE PATROLS NEVER LISTENS TO YOUR STORY! BASTARDS!!!! IF I WAS A WHITE GIRL WITH BIG BOOBIES, I COULD HAVE AVOIDED THE TICKET!!!!!!! :whip:
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| kewlness |
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| quote: | A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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| Warez Guy |
| quote: | Originally posted by kewlness
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Hehe heard that before.:D |
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| quddha |
i got $40 ticket cuz my bumper was hanging over the sidewalk by a few inches. might cost a fat guy 2 seconds to walk around it.
, and people in china town park in the right lane, tying up traffic for 30 mins, and they don't get anything. |
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| johnson3161 |
| quote: | Originally posted by kewlness
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lol.:D Haven't heard this before. |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by kewlness
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ha, the policeman would have shot him in the face after the first question :p |
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| sothis |
| 167 is just one of those places you dont do bad stuff on because of the high amount of cops.. just like you shouldnt speed in between fife and seattle on I5 |
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