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| sooper |
I'm at work.
I sit next to the receptionist.
I just farted.
It smells really bad.
She fell off her chair.
I think she's dead. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
I'm at work.
I sit next to the receptionist.
I just farted.
It smells really bad.
She fell off her chair.
I think she's dead. |
I see we're having a productive day? :stongue: |
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| ahlamalek |
| sooper do they hire at your place, cause it seems like a fun place to work :P I could use a farter with my burping skills, makes a great duo :D:D:D |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by ahlamalek
sooper do they hire at your place, cause it seems like a fun place to work :P I could use a farter with my burping skills, makes a great duo :D:D:D |
Unfortunately, they are not hiring at this time.
But I do a bit of amateur trance production - how do ya feel about a fart/burp percussive track within a new tune? |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Unfortunately, they are not hiring at this time.
But I do a bit of amateur trance production - how do ya feel about a fart/burp percussive track within a new tune? |
The truly sad thing is that there are people who actually do this. I mean there are ACTUAL tracks out there like this, I distinctly remember a vomit track from the modding days. |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
The truly sad thing is that there are people who actually do this. I mean there are ACTUAL tracks out there like this, I distinctly remember a vomit track from the modding days. |
Are you serious?!
I mean, I can understand why people like me would wanna make pillows and desk chairs out of silicon breasts implants sewed into bra cups, but vomit tracks?!
Some people are just sick. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Are you serious?!
I mean, I can understand why people like me would wanna make pillows and desk chairs out of silicon breasts implants sewed into bra cups, but vomit tracks?!
Some people are just sick. |
I think your coffee break is over. |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I think your coffee break is over. |
They don't let me drink coffee, cause then things get out of hand. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
They don't let me drink coffee, cause then things get out of hand. |
I'm starting to get the feeling it doesn't ever get out of your hand. |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I'm starting to get the feeling it doesn't ever get out of your hand. |
What? My penis?
It does...on thursdays.
Do you know what the difference between a woman and a walrus is? |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Do you know what the difference between a woman and a walrus is? |
Do I want to? |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Do I want to? |
Yes - Yes you do. |
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