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| jploveparade |
I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car! |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car! |
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! |
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| Stéphanie_M |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | | Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car! |
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!:haha: |
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| zzleeper |
LOLOL!!!!!!!!!! THIS ONE IS TOO GOOOD MUAHAHHAA!
Keep em coming JP.. u always make me laugh at work... :haha: :stongue: :haha: :crazy: :crazy: :tongue3 :tongue3 :haha: :tongue2 :tongue2 :haha: :stongue: |
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| sooper |
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Kevin.
One day, Kevin saw his dog humping a stuffed monkey.
When his dog was all done, Kevin decided that he, too,
would hump the monkey. It looked like fun. Kevin began
to position the stuffed monkey for a good hump. All of
a sudden, the stuffed monkey came to life, jumped away
from Kevin, and ran to the other side of the room.
"Just what the hell do you think you're doing!?"
yelled the stuffed monkey.
"Well, I just wanted to hump you a little bit,"
replied Kevin, "you let my dog do it all the time."
"I sure do," the stuffed monkey said, "because your
dog knows how to treat a lady."
"But you're not a lady!" Kevin exclaimed.
Well that was just about all the stuffed monkey could
take. He walked right up to Kevin, huffed and puffed,
and then kicked him in the balls. Kevin fell down in
agony, and the stuff monkey proceeded to hump his
leg.
And what's the moral of the story? Never kick anyone
in the balls - they might get screwed.
TRUE STORY. |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
| lol @ both of the stories!!! |
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| johnson3161 |
| lol. :D true stories are so funny. |
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| twizta |
hahahahahaha ^_^ holy
*falls down chair* |
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| Nalin |
| hehe, nice, :stongue: :gsmile: :stongue: |
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| RedLunatik |
i needed a laugh :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha: :stongue:
thanks jp |
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