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Chuck norris brick shithouse & total gym genious (pg. 3)
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| InSoMnIa^ |
hahahahahahahahahah nice one tsunami 1
chuck is my number #1 hero... see u on sunday |
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| helix |
saw Bruce Lee in "Enter the Dragon" for the first time the other night.
So funny. |
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| helix |
when i say funny, i don't mean offence to any Bruce Lee fans - the movie was a mixture of quite good acting/photography and really cheesey.
i always thought people were joking when they did that little high pitched Michael Jackson squeal when pretending to do martial arts.
then I saw Bruce Lee and realised he actually DID that!
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| Philby |
| did anyone catch a doco on sbs last week sometime with bruce lee in it? it was about an unfinished movie or something that they had some footage of, it was good! kareem abdul jabbar was in it, and compared to lee he is a ing monster!! good fights in it too. |
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| tranceboy |
| Did anyone watch walker last night? I watched about 10 minutes of it, first some latino gangsters do a drive-by on some dude outside this old ladies house, she testifies against the latino named Hombre, Esse or something like that. He gets sent to jail and his 'posse' wants revenge so they burn down the old ladies house, Chuck Norris, That black side kick that always gets belted and a brave fire fighter finally arrive. The fire fighter says some inspirational words about how brave the old ladie is and calls the Homeboys that burnt down her house cowards, these Homeys didn't look too pleased.... "Smoke em' homes" |
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| L0newo1F |
| quote: | Originally posted by Philby
did anyone catch a doco on sbs last week sometime with bruce lee in it? it was about an unfinished movie or something that they had some footage of, it was good! kareem abdul jabbar was in it, and compared to lee he is a ing monster!! good fights in it too. |
YEah i watched that till aout 10:30. they wanted him to stop his teachings they sent over there best fighter (real life fight). It lasted 3 minutes, whcih was mostly taken up by the master running from bruce until he caught and snapped him. (bruce lee, did the snapping.) It also said he trained many stars including Chuck Norris. Bruce was also famous for putting his fist an inch in front of someone and punching them back a few feet. Really amazing. Apparently some dumbassed tried to fight him in R\L and he did a kick so powerful it crushed his opponents Chest, instant death :eyespop: |
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| -=M=- |
lee was also known to be able to hit you while u blinked
now thats ing fast |
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| S_madis |
| I heard that Chuck Norris was gay ? any confirmations ? |
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| gumble |
| /me plays Underworld - Bruce Lee :) |
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| Renegade |
| quote: | Originally posted by S_madis
I heard that Chuck Norris was gay ? any confirmations ? |
Not from first hand experience, no. :D
| quote: | | /me plays Underworld - Bruce Lee |
"Life, kid, sucking from a box drink, sucking from a box of juice yeah....Bruce Lee"
I don't get it. |
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| radicool |
| jet lee (i think that's how you spell the name) will kick every wannabe-martial-arts-moviestar person anyday of the week of the year |
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| escee |
| quote: | Originally posted by radicool
jet lee (i think that's how you spell the name) will kick every wannabe-martial-arts-moviestar person anyday of the week of the year |
shame he cant act/his movies are though :( |
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