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Worst joke ever
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| CATHAIN |
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
Swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other
called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and
threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to
Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a
shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As
Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod
appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin
turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away,
afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably
does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a
shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to
them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the
cause of his sad plight. While out swimming alone one day he sees the
mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck.
Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He
begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back
into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam
back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line
does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the
gathering at the
reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy
and
became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and
end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As
he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the
door
and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me
again. "Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark,
the enemy and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not.
That was the old me. I've changed..............
"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian |
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| Beachball Boy |
| HAHA!!! wow that was gweat:) |
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| Xo|oX |
Im a stupid, dumb swede...
anyone care to explain it? |
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| PhaseFour |
AHA AHA AHA AHA no
lol that was pretty bad |
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| CATHAIN |
"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian"
In other words "I've found God. I'm a born again christian"
Thats as simple as i can put it |
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| Xo|oX |
| lol in that case it truly is the worst joke ever! |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xo|oX
lol in that case it truly is the worst joke ever! |
lol, I agree with you - I had not understood it the first time either and I wish I had remained this way :p |
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| Tranc3 |
| Oh man that is horrible |
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