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Calling all busty babes, Sooper is Horny
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| sooper |
Its true. I am horny. |
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| E*Master |
| hmmSoop, If ya can;t get laid I got the next best thing. Porn and lots ofit. I am also known as the "unofficial" Porn supplyer for the TOTAs :D. I can help u see the light my friend (making that annoying souther Preacher voice) |
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| TheDemon |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Its true. I am horny. |
Dude,you're always horny!:D |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by TheDemon
Dude,you're always horny!:D |
Its true. I am always horny.
Ya porn is great. I usually have Porn Flakes for breakfast. |
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| TheDemon |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Its true. I am always horny.
Ya porn is great. I usually have Porn Flakes for breakfast. |
Hook me up with some of them Porn Flakes!:eek: |
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| mot10n |
| quote: | Originally posted by TheDemon
Hook me up with some of them Porn Flakes!:eek: |
he'll make you some in the morning... :p :toothless :p :toothless |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by mot10n
he'll make you some in the morning... :p :toothless :p :toothless |
OH GOD.
Somebody e-mail me a bucket, QUICK, so I can puke in it.
Motion, my friend, you shouldn't be gross in these forums..its just not appropriate - uncalled for even.
Oh, by the way, I had the most fantastic left-over stirfry for lunch - we're talking carrots, onions, zuchinni, baby marrow, asparagus, green beans, cashew nuts, green peppers, yellow peppers, red peppers, snow peas and TONS of chicken, completely drenched in soy and teriyaki sauce. MAN, I feel sorry for my boxers, pants, desk chair, fellow employees and anything else that gets in the way of the GAS FROM MY ASS. The office plants are already wilting, and the carpet under my chair is starting to curl at the corners. WHEW - its a solid, thick stink with hints of chutney and eggs. Check out the paint peeling off the walls - I'm proud like a mother that's just given birth!
YA!
And, Motion, keep it clean buddy - thanks.:D |
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| E*Master |
*Puking while laughing*
That was great man!!!:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :crazy: |
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| TheDemon |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
OH GOD.
Somebody e-mail me a bucket, QUICK, so I can puke in it.
Motion, my friend, you shouldn't be gross in these forums..its just not appropriate - uncalled for even.
Oh, by the way, I had the most fantastic left-over stirfry for lunch - we're talking carrots, onions, zuchinni, baby marrow, asparagus, green beans, cashew nuts, green peppers, yellow peppers, red peppers, snow peas and TONS of chicken, completely drenched in soy and teriyaki sauce. MAN, I feel sorry for my boxers, pants, desk chair, fellow employees and anything else that gets in the way of the GAS FROM MY ASS. The office plants are already wilting, and the carpet under my chair is starting to curl at the corners. WHEW - its a solid, thick stink with hints of chutney and eggs. Check out the paint peeling off the walls - I'm proud like a mother that's just given birth!
YA!
And, Motion, keep it clean buddy - thanks.:D |
Hmmm..I may have a valid challenge here.Give me a big mac,two poutines,and a parfait and I'll show you some gass.:toothless |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by TheDemon
Hmmm..I may have a valid challenge here.Give me a big mac,two poutines,and a parfait and I'll show you some gass.:toothless |
Well, the thing is, last time I got involved in a fart-off, things got messy.
And nobody wanted to clean it up.
But just for kicks, go up to your mum in the kitchen tonite when she's preparing dinner, and ask "Hey mum, whachya cookin?" and after she replies, nod your head a few times, fart and walk right outta the kitchen. |
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| Rottweiler |
Funny, I let one go while reading the thread.
I think there may be a connection... |
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