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The 86 Rules of Boozing
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jploveparade
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.c...booze_rules.htm

KandyKid_420
WoW, I didnt know some of those rules :)
Vnatic
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.:toothless :toothless :toothless

And people could learn from the fact that anyone with 3 or more beers has the right of way...
Everyone's always bumping into you, causing spills, in the end, you end up with 1 or 2 full glasses, all toghether, that sux...
BANDIT
81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA wtf
beema
Best One:

26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.
KoreanDJ
When someone is drunk, talk to him, make him laugh, and ask him for some $$$.




Stevek
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