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US State Mottos
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| kirbtastic |
>Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
>Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
>Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
>California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
>Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
>Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave
Your Money)
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes . . . Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Are Real Good
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes . . . And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
Little Else
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an
Attorney
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> Oregon: Spotted Owl . . . It's What's For Dinner
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> Vermont: Yep
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
> Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family . . . Really!
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men . . . and the sheep are scared |
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| EbolaCola |
| LOL, I really got a kick out of these, especially Mississippi and Utah :toothless |
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| tranceaddict991 |
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
...my state sucks |
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