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Wanna become a virgin again??
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kewlness
http://www.virginme.com/



guarantees:
quote:
We guarantee:

1. Your vagina will become tighter than a virgin's.

2. You will feel the pain during sex.

3. Blood will come out and will stick to his penis on the first night after using the formula.

4. The blood will be exactly the same as that of a virgin, even containing real pieces of hymen tissue.
(Of course it will not be your real blood or real hymen pieces)
DJ RozzeR
why the , would you want - reverse your virginity ??? just pull a 14year old :) ,
arj1o1
saw this one, but think is too expensive $200
AcidAngel
oh my god...:stongue:
what a fool idea...:p
Eugene
Reminds me of a joke...

A woman comes to a doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married next week but I'm not a virgin. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor scratches his head, thinks, and says, "OK... lie down, we'll see what we can do."

Next week the woman comes back, joyful and happy.
"Wow, doctor, thank you, thank you! There was so much blood, so much blood!"

The doctor smiles and says,
"Good. Now lie down, young lady, we're gonna remove the blade."
AcidAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
Reminds me of a joke...

A woman comes to a doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married next week but I'm not a virgin. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor scratches his head, thinks, and says, "OK... lie down, we'll see what we can do."

Next week the woman comes back, joyful and happy.
"Wow, doctor, thank you, thank you! There was so much blood, so much blood!"

The doctor smiles and says,
"Good. Now lie down, young lady, we're gonna remove the blade."


hard! :thepirate
RedLunatik
quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
Reminds me of a joke...

A woman comes to a doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married next week but I'm not a virgin. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor scratches his head, thinks, and says, "OK... lie down, we'll see what we can do."

Next week the woman comes back, joyful and happy.
"Wow, doctor, thank you, thank you! There was so much blood, so much blood!"

The doctor smiles and says,
"Good. Now lie down, young lady, we're gonna remove the blade."


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