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Get yourself a cockmonkey
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| Essential1 |
| quote: | Q: If I shaved all the hair off my Cockmonkey and trained him or her to speak, would I be allowed to marry him or her?
Sadly, human/Cockmonkey marriages are not recognized as legal unions in most jurisdictions. We, the Cockmonkey Breeders Association of America, are working to change this out-dated view and lobby local governments to accept human/Cockmonkey marriages as the supreme expression of love between a pet and his or her owner.
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WTF?!?! |
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| Tranc3 |
| This is awesome! My friends and I always refer to each other as cockmonkeys to make fun of each other. Thanks JP! |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
WTF?!?! |
mmmyeah... when the day of legalization of human & animal marriages comes, i will stab myself to death with a gun on public television. |
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| Hi-Voltage |
give it da absurd reward:D
that's simply hillarious:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| johnson3161 |
| Must get cockmonkeys. |
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| Trance Plant |
| Cockmonkey see, Cockmonkey do |
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