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Roflol! Look what this Dude Is Selling On Ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!
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| KoreanDJ |
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...81&category=317
All of you TAs from Toronto area should check this kid out.
"20yr Male Virginity RARE flower, Armin virgin Item # 2909331981"
You are bidding on (1) male virginity. My friend, Armin, has been waiting for the right girl. He is 20 years old and has been waiting for the right girl. But now the forbidden fruit will be tasted by 1 lucky bidder. He is 20 years old, 6 feet, 160lbs, University Student studying Business @ www.yorku.ca BEFORE BIDDING, you must send your picture to [email protected] . You may also send him a picture of yourself with MSN using the same email address, as well as any questions you may have. If he approves your picture, you may bid. NO DEADBEAT BIDDERS!! The reserve is set at $2000 dollars in U.S. funds. This rare experience costs close to 20 thousand dollars in the black market, but he is letting it go because of a growing gambling addiction. RULES: 1) Winning bidder MUST be female 2) Winning bidder MUST have their picture approved first. 3) Winning bidder will travel to Toronto 4) Winning bidder must be tested for all STD's and have some sort of certificate. NO DEADBEAT BIDDERS!! BID WITH CONFIDENCE! There are 2 picture below of Armin.
lol
this is just way tooooo funny.
Stevek
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
| Um...isn't that considered prostitution? I never figured out how someone could do this and get away with it. Unless, of course, if prostitution is legal where you live ;) |
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| DJ_Skaya |
This is about on the same level as people seeling off their Diablo 2 passwords for up to $5,000 (No Joke):rolleyes:
Heehee, this is funny tho:stongue: |
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| DjTS-NeXiLe |
| To think he produced all that amazing trance with black-hole and has been a kickass dj all these years, and has been a virgin all along. I thought superstar djs were supposed to rake in the ladies! oh well. |
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| DJ_Skaya |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjTS-NeXiLe
To think he produced all that amazing trance with black-hole and has been a kickass dj all these years, and has been a virgin all along. I thought superstar djs were supposed to rake in the ladies! oh well. |
Yeah man, I've heard Oakenfold sleeps with a different girl after every gig he plays! I tink that's pretty gross, but if a 41 year old nasty aging british man can do it, you'd think Armin could rake in at lest 1 girl!
Maybe Armin's been holding back. Maybe he's insecure about his small penis or something...
...Oh wait, that's not Armin van Buuren:eek: |
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| davinox |
2000 bucks? what a rip off.
i'm free. ;-) |
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| blazed it |
| shiet i was just about to post this. |
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| twizta |
| : O oh wow...and yes on the oakenfold sleeping with different woman after his gig....i saw him running off with a chinese whore after he finished his set here. ^_^ |
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| liquidxxd |
| its not armin van buuren, it is some armenian guy, at least that is what he looks like |
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| Time2Burn |
:haha:
This dude goes to my school. If I ever see him on campus I'll slap him for y'all. |
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| KandyKid_420 |
| Someone is about to loose their Ebay account :p |
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