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| sooper |
The following are some very rare, unknown facts about our fellow TA, Time2Burn. Many of you do not know these things because he has chosen to keep them secret, or because his mother kept them secret from him. The only reason I am aware of these tasty knowledge timbits, is because they have the Internet on computers now!
Time2Burn (T2B) believes that Optimus Prime, the most noble AutoBot to ever roll out, is the epitimy of all that is good, and that there is nothing wrong with bathing with your transformers, even today.
T2B has a nipple. In fact, he's got two.
People confuse T2B with Gary Coleman all the time.
Unlike Hansolo, who walks in on his parents having sex almost every other night, T2B has never seen his parents do the horizontal hokey pokey - in fact, they are both virgins.
T2B is not a virgin - for proof, rent "Girls Just Wanna Eat Cum", and pay close attention to amateur porn star Jack Hammer...look familiar? I wouldn't know - Jonny P told me bout this one.
T2B won't kick me in my nuts for writing this, because he knows that in grade 6 Zeina sent me to the hospital for doing exactly that. She's a fat whore.
T2B is South African, like me and HanSolo - we all rode elephants to school, and learned at a young age how to milk a monkey.
T2B is one of only two TA's who could tell you that Jesse's last name was not Kadsopolis in the first season of Full House - it was Cochrane. Only in season two did they decide to make him Greek.
T2B knows his trance - he didn't give Buck-A-Day's "Do You Really Want a Clone" a second listen.
T2B understands just how important boobs & farts are.
This is just the tip of the T2B iceberg. If you desire more information, feel free to PM me, and I will reply ASAP with photos of cute puppies and busty amateurs.
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Time2Burn (T2B) believes that Optimus Prime, the most noble AutoBot to ever roll out, is the epitimy of all that is good, and that there is nothing wrong with bathing with your transformers, even today.
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wow..i thought Megatron was...shocking....i need more info on this thing..wow:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
more facts on T2B:
he thinks the world is flat and we may fall off if we go to far
his favorite pickup line is: roses are red, violets are blue, im feeling so horny, im gonna screw you
apparently he is on TA only to pick up younger men and he really likes rap instead |
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| Time2Burn |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
The following are some very rare, unknown facts about our fellow TA, Time2Burn. Many of you do not know these things because he has chosen to keep them secret, or because his mother kept them secret from him. The only reason I am aware of these tasty knowledge timbits, is because they have the Internet on computers now! |
I sometimes feel that people are watching me and/or following me. There was even a time that I looked out my window and could have sworn I saw Sooper's face. But i thought "Naw, forget it. It must be this BC bud." But now I know the THRUTH!. This is a lesson to all: Beware the people you meet through the internet!!
| quote: | | Time2Burn (T2B) believes that Optimus Prime, the most noble AutoBot to ever roll out, is the epitimy of all that is good, and that there is nothing wrong with bathing with your transformers, even today. |
Unfortunetly my Transformers stage ended at about 13. Not because I didn't love em any more but because they got rusty and could no longer "transform". But I did learn at an early age that there was definetly more than meets the eye with Transformers. And yes even today a "fondness" remains in my memory.
| quote: | | T2B has a nipple. In fact, he's got two. |
Man your private eye sucks! In fact I have 3! My third one is on my ass though. Care to kiss it?
| quote: | | People confuse T2B with Gary Coleman all the time. |
Only because I walk around saying "What'cha talking about Willis!" on a daily basis.
| quote: | | Unlike Hansolo, who walks in on his parents having sex almost every other night, T2B has never seen his parents do the horizontal hokey pokey - in fact, they are both virgins. |
Yes, yes this one is true. I have never walked in on my parents. I was also the world's first clone baby! Developed in a top secret lab in Area 6 by the CIA. The aim of the project was to create the model of human perfection. Unfortunetly the experiment went terribly wrong. Which is why news of it never got released.
| quote: | | T2B is not a virgin - for proof, rent "Girls Just Wanna Eat Cum", and pay close attention to amateur porn star Jack Hammer...look familiar? I wouldn't know - Jonny P told me bout this one. |
Remember when I first met ya Soop? You said you remembered me from way back in tha day. But we both couldn't place it. Well we both said one day we'll remember. Well I remember now! Which also explains this strage urge that I have to call you Johnny Punanni.
Brief Bio on "Johnny P"
Otherwise known as the Italian Sausage. Starring in such films as "Sooper Mario Brothers 3: Luigi's Revenge", "The leaning dildo of Pisa" and his premire role "Punanni in Paris" which sold at least 3 copies! Earlier in his career he was known as Johnny "fudge" Packer. But we dare not get into that.
So now the secret of Soop's secret TA identity is revealed.
| quote: | | T2B won't kick me in my nuts for writing this, because he knows that in grade 6 Zeina sent me to the hospital for doing exactly that. She's a fat whore. |
Damn you know Zeina too? She gave the best wedgies... Ahh the memories. But she's slimmed down some .. now she's just a Skinny Skank.
| quote: | | T2B is South African, like me and HanSolo - we all rode elephants to school, and learned at a young age how to milk a monkey. |
I had a pet Ostrich named coincedently "Zeina". One day she kicked my childhood friend Trevor in the Nads so HARD. He had to go to the hospital.
| quote: | | T2B is one of only two TA's who could tell you that Jesse's last name was not Kadsopolis in the first season of Full House - it was Cochrane. Only in season two did they decide to make him Greek. |
This one's easy. That's because it wasn't until Joey was introduced to the show in the second year.
| quote: | | T2B knows his trance - he didn't give Buck-A-Day's "Do You Really Want a Clone" a second listen. |
Man thats my favorite commercial! You're right the first time I saw the ad it conviced me to buy a Dell.
| quote: | | T2B understands just how important boobs & farts are. |
The boob and the fart is like the Ying and the Yang. With all the good in life some time the 's gotta come out the other end.
| quote: | | This is just the tip of the T2B iceberg. If you desire more information, feel free to PM me, and I will reply ASAP with photos of cute puppies and busty amateurs. |
Can I have som pictures too?
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| sooper |
Az!!
Well done my friend - that was top notch - keep up the fine work!
You speak the truth better than any washed up celebrity in any infomercial EVER!
...except that part about Jonny P. He's a real deal TA. AND he's South African too also as well - check out his profile H E R E and read more about his hot sisters H E R E
MAN! Zeina.... My left nut was purple for a week, and I stayed home from school that whole week with my legs elevated, and my sac iced.
...and the Boob & Fart = Ying & Yang...PURE GENIUS.
I'll keep ya posted on the busty amateur pics - in the mean time, check out the other TA.com H E R E
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Moo Moo cow you taste so yummy!
What's it like inside my tummy? |
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| Time2Burn |
| Trevor I miss you. I know you check TA from time to time but we need some of your damn humour again!! |
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Time2Burn
Trevor I miss you. I know you check TA from time to time but we need some of your damn humour again!! |
u told me otherwise earlier....just tell him ur heart longs for him... |
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| Cuzo |
T2B is the first TA I've met.
He is my arch nemsis.
We will rumble in the school yard at 5:00, Warriors style. |
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| Spyder |
| no one can beat the lift hugs!! |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Time2Burn
Trevor I miss you. I know you check TA from time to time but we need some of your damn humour again!! |
they are both the ultimate lurkers.
i know for a fact. |
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| Time2Burn |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cuzo
T2B is the first TA I've met.
He is my arch nemsis.
We will rumble in the school yard at 5:00, Warriors style. |
LOL. Man you know we did waaaay back in the day. Public school vs. Catholic school.
Regal Road > St. Mary's.
Thursday we cunduct our new school way of settling our beefs. Jugs of beer. woo ha.
Liam: Can't another guy say to another guy that he misses him without being called gay. sheesh. (I know I'm setting myself up further with that) |
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Time2Burn
Liam: Can't another guy say to another guy that he misses him without being called gay. sheesh. (I know I'm setting myself up further with that) |
fine. im gonna go ona hiatus from u for a few months then |
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| joinT |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Time2Burn (T2B) believes that Optimus Prime, the most noble AutoBot to ever roll out, is the epitimy of all that is good, and that there is nothing wrong with bathing with your transformers, even today. |
:conf: there's something wrong with bathing with my transformers :(
maybe we should start a support group. |
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