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What is it with fucking salespeople....... (pg. 3)
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| DarkTrance |
| I always hang up on them the second I get a call from one of them but I use to be a telemarketer trying to get donations for the cops, we were paid by the hour + comission; I would just meet the minimum quota for the week and then I would just have the comp dial the number when the person said hello I would just hang up, easy as hell for me :P |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkTrance
I always hang up on them the second I get a call from one of them but I use to be a telemarketer trying to get donations for the cops, we were paid by the hour + comission; I would just meet the minimum quota for the week and then I would just have the comp dial the number when the person said hello I would just hang up, easy as hell for me :P |
Yeah, one time I got the same kind of call and it freaked me out for a second cuz that week I had a run in with the police...once i figured out they were just asking for donations for the police I just hung up. I wanted to be like "I hate cops, they can suck my dick" but I decided to be nice.:) |
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| Sugarbean |
| i always tell salespeople that the person they called for is dead...its funny to hear their reactions lol! |
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| Magimaster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sugarbean
i always tell salespeople that the person they called for is dead...its funny to hear their reactions lol! |
nice!!! :p I gotta try that sometime! |
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| Sugarbean |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magimaster
nice!!! :p I gotta try that sometime! |
it works..i barely get calls nemore lol |
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| KoreanDJ |
THis is what i DO.......
sales person"Hi blah blah blah blah blah blah....."
Me: **hangs up the phone**
It works all the time.
If they call back right after you hung up..thinking the phone call got dropped.
sales person "hi, I think the call got disconnected for some odd reason.....blahj blha lbha blha"
ME: "what the !"
ME: **hangs up the phone**
:)
Stevek :wtf: |
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| DarkTrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
Yeah, one time I got the same kind of call and it freaked me out for a second cuz that week I had a run in with the police...once i figured out they were just asking for donations for the police I just hung up. I wanted to be like "I hate cops, they can suck my dick" but I decided to be nice.:) |
hahaha, I've had that happened before where people freak out on the phone beacuse they think I'm a real cop and they're getting busted for something that they don't even really have a clue about, it always gives me a laugh. |
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| kirbtastic |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkTrance
hahaha, I've had that happened before where people freak out on the phone beacuse they think I'm a real cop and they're getting busted for something that they don't even really have a clue about, it always gives me a laugh. |
yea great i got one of those calls from the state police and the suckered me out of 27 bucks...i was so nervous i was saying anything to get them off the phone..after, i realized what the phone call was about..they sent me a nice FOP sticker though ... to bad i dont drive..ill stick it on my ass the next time i go for a run. |
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| fantom |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Here in the good old U.S.A., all you gotta do is tell them never to call back again, and if they do, you can sue them for harassment.
Alternately just don't talk to them, as soon as you realize its a salesperson jsut hang up. |
Yep, I usually tell them that the first time... you never know, they can call you again, and then I'm milking their ass for a few thousand dollars! I used to work as a telemarketer, and I know that once a person has asked you to remove them from the database, you do exactly that, or it might cost your company a load of money. Then again, I didn't really care that much at a time, so I just put the people back in the system, just for the sake of en with them.
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
or u can do what me and my brother do and see how many times u can say "Hello" before they hang up ;) |
I gotta try that one!
| quote: | Originally posted by kirbtastic
i was at my mothers eating dinner with my whole family. i got a telemarketer while we were eating and this is how the conversation went.
Telemarketer: Hi I'm calling with AT&T long distance, can i speak to mrs. kirby
Me: why do u want to talk to that cheating whore...she ran off with all my money and my best friend ... are your iing her too ..ill find out who you are.
Telemarketer: Sir..i assure you this is just a sales call.
Me: Sure it is face..i know who u are and i ever get my hands on you ill ing kill u and that cheating whore.
Telemarketer: Sir..please calm
Me: dont tell me to calm down..ill rip your throat out.
Telemarketer: *click
my mother didnt think it was funny, but my 2 uncles almost pissed their pants...now i am not allowed to answer the phone in my mother house. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi, I'm calling from the Toronto Star and..
Me: I don't like the Toronto Star, I like the Toronto Sun
Telemerketer: But I was just calling to let you know that we are offering free delivery for 3 months if..
Me: I can't even read, I just buy the sun so I can jerk off to the sunshine girl
Telemarketer: Pardon me?
Me: I SAID I CAN'T IN READ! DID I STUTTER?
Telemarketer: Oh...you're illiterate?
Me: YES! DO YOU MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODY WITH A HANDYCAP? DO U GO UP TO PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS AND SAY "HAHA, U CAN'T WALK"?!?!?
Telemarketer: No, I just...
Me: (pretending to cry) You ing bastard! when I find out where you live I'm..
Telemarketer: I'm terribly sorry sir *click*
Haha, they haven't called me since then. :D :D :D |
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| quote: | Originally posted by KoreanDJ
THis is what i DO.......
sales person"Hi blah blah blah blah blah blah....."
Me: **hangs up the phone**
It works all the time.
If they call back right after you hung up..thinking the phone call got dropped.
sales person "hi, I think the call got disconnected for some odd reason.....blahj blha lbha blha"
ME: "what the !"
ME: **hangs up the phone**
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Geez, that just had me laughing for like 5 minutes here... I am definitely using that one next time someone calls!! |
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| miss_e |
| hav eyou ever seen that one movie with a stock company called j.t. marlin in it? |
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| kirbtastic |
| quote: | Originally posted by miss_e
hav eyou ever seen that one movie with a stock company called j.t. marlin in it? |
it was called boiler room ... a bad ass movie |
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| kewlness |
"Hi, sorry I can't buy your product or service right now. I am oiling my body and about to watch some lesbian porno right now. Please call back later after I wash all the sticky stuff off of my body. (start moaning in the background and clapping your hands softly and then scream "yes! OH YES!! MORE BABY MORE!!")
I'm pretty sure that'll scare them off |
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