| kirbtastic |
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies -
the time has come for me to have my annual Valentines Day Contest.
here is your chance to right an essay of why u should be my valentine. I ussually only hold this contest for women lving in the north jersey, nyc area but i have decided to extend it to all of the female TA's. please post your essays here and i will decide who, if any of you, will have the honor.
Requirements:
1. u must be able to fly to new jersey or nyc.
2. u must be willing to put out.
3. u will take me out to dinner at a restaurant of my choice.
4. u will then take me to a club after for drinking and dancing.
5. u must be at least 21 or have fake ID.
6. u will get a limo to take us around.
7. all expenses will be paid by you.
what u get:
1. 12 hours of me
2. u get to meet some of my friends
3. an autographed picture of me smashing you dirty style at the end of the night.
4. the ability to tell all your friends u hung out with the kirbtastic.
5. a custom TA sig to remind you of the best night of your life.
well ladies...let the contest begin. i wish you all good luck and please no fighting with one another over me.
sincerely,
me
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