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The return of Yo Momma :-D
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| jploveparade |
Yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper
Yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everYone punched Yo mama
Your mama is so dumb she needs a tutor to read lips.
Yo Mamma's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so dumb she thought taco bell was a phone company in Mexico.
Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she died!
Yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning.
Your mother is so ugly, when she moved into her new apartment the neighbors chipped in to buy her a curtain!
You were SO ugly at birth, Your parents named You Happens.
Yo mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lock.
Yo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everYone ran for the border.
Yo momma so hairy...You almost died of carpet burns when You were born.
Yo momma so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama so fat when her water broke people yelled TITAL WAVE!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!!
Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are a family, I got all my sister with me....."
Yo MAMA SOOO HAIRY, BIGFOOT TAKES PICTURES OF HER!
Your Mom is so nasty, when I asked what's for dinner, She lifted up her feet and said "CORN"!
Yo Momma is so dumb, she got Stabbed in a shootout!
Your Momma is so fat, she bungee jumped and fell straight to Hell.
YoUR MAMA SOOO FAT SHE DID A BACK FLIP AND KICKED JESUS IN DA CHIN
Yo Momma is so fat and old, when God said "Let There be Light", he Told her to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo Momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo Momma is so fat that all the restaurants in town say Seats 240 people or Yo momma.
Yo mamma's so fat...wait You don't have a mamma You have two daddies and a chemistry set.
Your momma so dumb she had to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
Yo mamma is so fat You can bunjee jump with her knicker elastic.
Yo Momma is soooo fat, she needs a boomerang to tie around her belt.
Yo Momma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma so stupid she asked You "What is the number for 911".
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating Your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo Momma so fat when I had sex with her I had to slap her ass and ride in the wave.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that she spits butter.
Yo momma so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree.
Yo momma so fat Your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.
Yo mommas so fat that when she was floating in the ocean Spain tried to claim her as the new world .
Yo momma so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your momma is so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholestrol
Yo Momma so fat she started singing "we are family, Mc'Donalds, Burger King and me"
Your moms so fat we had to take her to sea world to get baptized.
Yo mama is so fat her butt cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
YoUR MOMMA IS SO POOR, I asked what's for dinner, and she opened her legs and said LEFTOVERS!
Your momma is so old she owes Fred Flinstone a food stamp.
Your momma is so old she used to babysit Yoda.
Yo momma is so fat, You have to iron her pants in the driveway!
Yo momma so ugly that she went into a haunted house and came out with applications.
Yo mamma so stupid that she went to the doctor, the doctor said "You got a caderac" she go "no i got a lincoln"
Yo momma so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two timezones.
Yo momma so stupid I said it was chili she came outside with a bowl.
Yo momma so fat I tried to walk around her and got lost.
Yo momma so fat she gets horny off a cookbook.
Yo momma is so stupid she like to mop the carpet...
Yo Momma is so fat she can jumpstart a space shuttle..
Yo momma so fat that if she would have been in E.T. and she rode the bike across the moon, she would've caused an eclipse.
Yo momma is so fat when she put on a red dress everybody yelled its the kool aid man.
Your momma is so fat when she walks her butt claps.
Yo momma so fat, she tripped on Wal-Mart, fell over K-mart, and landed right on Target.
Yo momma so flat, she's jealous of the wall.
Yo momma so fat, she has a run in her blue jeans.
Yo momma so fat, she left the house wherin' high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.
Yo momma so loose, After I screwed her, I looked inside and saw a guy sitting in a chair smoking a cigar.
Yo momma so funky her Sure deodorant is now confused!
Yo momma so funky she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo momma so slutty she swims after troop ships!
Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill a fish by drowning it.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy".
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Green Peace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the off!
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo Momma is so ugly.. They use her face for gorilla cookies
Yo MOMMA is so Stupid, She went to a 99 cents only store and ask how much?
Yo Momma is so short.. when she jumped off the curb.. she died!
Your Momma is so horny.. when she gave birth to You, she kept pushing You in and out.
Your momma is so ugly... she made blind kids cry.
Yo Momma ain't got no legs and she's talking about.."Let's Go Kick It"
Yo MOMMA SO OLD I SLAPPED HER BACK AND HER BREAST FELL OFF.
Yo MOMMA SO STUPID SHE FELL UP THE STAIRS.
Yo Momma so fat, she put on Guess Jeans and squeezed an answer out.
Yo Momma's teeth is so yellow, when God said "Let there be light" she smiled.
Yo momma's so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
Yo momma so fat Richard Simmons makes fun of her.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a chia pet in a sweater.
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
Yo momma so poor she waves a popsicle stick in the air and calls it airconditioning.
Yo momma so fat I had to take 2 planes, 3 buses, & 5 cabs just to get on her good side.
Your momma is so fat when she dances the band skips.
Your momma is so stupid she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Your momma is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon.
Your momma is so old her birthday got expired.
Yo momma so stupid she called the cocaine hot-line to order some.
Yo momma so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run away from her!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
Yo momma is so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.
Your momma so old she farts out dust.
Your moma so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mamma is so fat You use her ass as a slip-n-slide!
Yo momma is so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door.
Your momma is so dumb she stepped into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home!
Yo moma so stupid, she thought Keith Sweat was a Body Odor.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tries to get outta bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.
Yo Momma So Poor She Couldn't Kill The Cockroaches Cuz They Pay Half The Rent!
Yo momma so ugly that when she was born Your grandma said what a treasure and Your grandpa said lets burry her.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
Yo momma so fat she uses the express way as a slip n slide.
Yo momma like a door knob everYone gets a turn.
Yo momma is like a hardware store two cents for a screw.
Yo momma so fat she has to put a bookmark in her rolls to find her belly button.
Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo momma only got one ear talkin about I want to hear both sides of the story.
Your momma so ugly that when she went to heaven, jesus sent her to hell.
Yo' momma is so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and Yo' family tried to put it out with a fork!
Your momma so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the air.
Your momma so fat on her drivers license it says pictures continued on the other side.
Your momma so cheap when Your house burnt down she said, "Clap Your handz stop Your feet thank the lord we have heat"
Yo momma's glasses so thick she look at a map and seen people wavin'.
You momma so country she has corn bread for her weading cake.
Yo momma like a basketball, she bounces from one person to the next.
Yo momma so pour when I asked to use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right".
Yo mommas so poor I walked in her house and 2 roaches tripped me and took my wallet.
Yo momma is sooo fat when she put on high heals and walked out onto the street she struck oil!
Your momma so fat they had to grease the doorframe and stick a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Your momma is so ugly when she walk by the restroom the toilet flushed.
Yo momma is so big she uses a roll of bounty and a rope for a tampon.
Yo momma is like a t.v. Even a 2 year old can turn her on!
Yo momma is so stupid that when she asked me what kind of jeans I had on I said "Guess" and she said "Hmmm?"
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look for a date.
Yo momma so fat, that she was asked to star as the whale in the movie Moby Dick.
Yo momma is so old that the key on Benjamin Franklin's kite was the key to her apartment.
Yo momma is so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo momma is so old she has powder milk in her breasts.
Yo momma breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts.
Yo momma said lets throw a party and she ain't got no arms.
Your momma is so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and turned it into 4 quarters.
Your mommas so fat, she was wearin a Malcomb X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
Your momma's so ugly You got to tie steaks to her neck just so the dog will play with her.
Your momma's so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street, I said "What are You doing?" and she said "Moving."
Your momma's so poor when Your dad's ciggarette burnt out she said "who turned out the lights?"
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
Yo momma so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack!
Yo' mommas so fat she goes to Earl Shines Auto Garage to get her toe nails painted.
Yo momma so fat she fell out of a rocket ship and blew up the earth!
Yo momma so stupid she took a coloring book with her to see the color purple.
Yo momma so stupid she thought DMX was a group.
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she turn around it's her next birthday.
Yo momma so ugly her mother had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo momma ain't got not teeth talking bout give me a bite.
Yo momma so fat she sat in a chair, and the chair started singing "I'm going down down".
Yo momma so fat, she uses a navy ship as jet skies.
Yo momma so fat, she uses trees as pot.
Yo momma so ugly she got pulled over for D.W.U.(driving while ugly).
Yo momma's so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock.
Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples.
Yo momma so dumb, she put a quarter in the meter and said where's my gumball.
Your momma so old when she saw Jurassic Park it brought back memories.
Yo momma is so fat that one day she sat in her car and it said Low Ri-der.
Yo momma is so fat when I finally got on top of her, I burned my ass with the light bulb.
Yo momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent.
Yo momma's is so fat, they use her ass to cover a volcano!
Yo Momma so loose it's like throwing a weenie down the hallway.
Your momma is so poor when I put out a ciggerette she yelled "Who turned off the heat?!"
Yo momma so fat her belly-button doesn't have lint it has sweaters.
Yo momma so stupid her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd.
Yo momma so fat she was diognosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.
Yo momma so black she gets in tha jacuzzi and turns the water into hot chocolate!
Yo momma is so fat when she jump on the trampoline with Yellow on, The sun said I give up!
Yo momma is so fat everytime she runs it's on the rictor scale.
Yo momma is so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Your momma's so poor when I rang her doorbell, she stuck her head out the door and yelled ding dong.
Yo momma's so stupid, someone told her to join the fight against weed and she came out with a lawnmover.
Yo momma so poor when she dropped a lit cigarette the cockroaches said "GOOD LORD WE GOT HEAT"
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma is so poor, she's a maid for a homeless family.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Your momma is so stupid she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi pads had wings.
Yo momma so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus.
Your momma's so stupid, she took a donut to the repair shop and said it had a hole in it.
Yo momma's so nasty, when she put a tampon on the crabs be bungee jumping.
Yo Momma blind and talkin 'bout "I see."
Yo momma is so ugly, for Christmas they hang her and kiss the missletoe.
Your momma's hair is so nappy she's gotta take painkillers to comb her hair.
Yo momma so dumb she went to a 24hr store and asked what time they closed.
Yo momma's so stupid she offered a TV dinner to the TV.
Yo momma so stupid she passed by YMCA and said "hey look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
Yo momma so slutty, shes like a turtle whenever they fall on their back their screwed.
Your momma is so fat she jumped grand canYon and when she landed she split the world in half.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff.
Your momma is so smelly that the gasmask became a fashion statement.
Your momma is so smelly that when she saw a skunk the skunk shouted out peeeuuuuu.
Your momma is so hairy that she uses a weed wacker to shave.
Yo momma so fat she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everYone yelled "Oil spill"!
Yo momma so ugly she was standing out under the stars and the man in the moon looked the other way.
Yo momma so old, she be gamblin' wit da dinosaurs.
Yo momma so ugly, she gave FREDDY KRUGER nightmares.
Yo momma so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo momma so fat she has three different shirt sizes: Exlarge, Jumbo, and OH my god its coming towards us.
Yo house so dirty the roaches need dirt bikes to get around.
Yo momma's house is so dirty I have to wipe my feet before going outside.
Yo momma is so dumb, she stuck two batteries up her ass and said "I GOT THE POWER".
Yo momma so fat she uses sleeping bags for leg warmers.
Your momma's so ugly when she cries the tears run down the back of her head cuz they to scared to come down the front.
Yo momma is so stupid she thought 2pac Shakur was a jewish holiday.
Yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Yo momma is soo fat, when she goes to the beach people crowd around her for shade!
Yo momma's so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Yo momma so dumb, she went to the movies and they said 17 and under not permitted so she went and got 16 of her friends.
Yo momma so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo momma is so loose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Yo momma is so stupid i told her i was going to get her tommy HILLfigure and she told me she already tried to lose weight.
Your momma is so poor that she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma is so poor if she got robbed it would just be for practice.
Yo momma so dumb when she was drivin to Disney Land she saw a sign that said Disney Land left so she turned around and went home.
Yo momma so ugly, when she went into the bank they turned off the security cameras.
Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo Momma is so fat, she went outside in a blue dress and everYone said the sky is falling.
Your momma is so stupid she went to Pizza Hut and ordered a Big Mac.
Yo momma is so fat, she went to Jenny Craig and Jenny Craig said "Sorry, we dont do miracles".
Your momma is sooo old I looked in her year book and saw jesus!
Yo momma so dumb, she studied for a drug test!
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| arj1o1 |
| don't fack with my momma!:wtf: |
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| DrummeRaver86 |
| LOL!!! Priceless, ing pricless |
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| kewlness |
AHAHAHHAHAH NICE!!
| quote: | | Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! |
| quote: | | Yo momma so dumb, she studied for a drug test! |
| quote: | | Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. |
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| assassin8 |
| Wow so many lol |
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| BANDIT |
"Yo momma so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas. "
hehehe I can't ever get enough of these jokes |
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