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Unpopular Blonde Jokes
By Jason Albus
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: That's a good question. Radiation, maybe.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Give her a convincing argument.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: Many ways, I suppose; a knife or a hammer would work well.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Let her watch NBC's Must-See TV. Also, CBS has some pretty good shows on Thursday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Shielding her ears from a loud, piercing noise, probably.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: Because there aren't very many elevator jobs around anymore these days. Pretty much anyone can figure out how to run an elevator, except for blind people.
from modernhumorist.com |
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| trancEyes22 |
as a blonde....here ya go, sash ;)
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by sash
Unpopular Blonde Jokes
By Jason Albus
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: That's a good question. Radiation, maybe.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Give her a convincing argument.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: Many ways, I suppose; a knife or a hammer would work well.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Let her watch NBC's Must-See TV. Also, CBS has some pretty good shows on Thursday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Shielding her ears from a loud, piercing noise, probably.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: Because there aren't very many elevator jobs around anymore these days. Pretty much anyone can figure out how to run an elevator, except for blind people.
from modernhumorist.com |
wahahahahaha, these are great!!!! especially the first one! :D :D :haha::stongue: |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache. |
lmfao, these two are great! so, according to you two, the only normal women are those who aren't brunettes and blondes... LOL! yay, stereotyping :haha: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
wahahahahaha, these are great!!!! especially the first one! :D :D :haha::stongue: |
errr.. are u kidding me? there all . the name "unpopular blonde jokes" wasnt just put as the thread title for the sake of it. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
errr.. are u kidding me? there all . the name "unpopular blonde jokes" wasnt just put as the thread title for the sake of it. |
well, i guess i must be one of the few rare people that still think sarcasm is funny :D |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
well, i guess i must be one of the few rare people that still think sarcasm is funny :D |
i guess u are |
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| Orbax |
| I thought they were great :) wit has not died! |
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| sash |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
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hohoho! |
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