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| PhaseFour |
speaking of torture:
tie them onto the floor, really well. put two large masses on the sides of their heads. next, devise a system in which a single drop of water falls down on an X marked on their foreheads or cheeks for >8 hours. eventually, i heard that theyll go insane.
if you have insane skill, use jizz as a substitute for water. invite 50+ of ur friends to a free pr0n movie, thats where u can get 8 hours of continuous, unitertuppted flow rofl |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by PhaseFour
if you have insane skill, use jizz as a substitute for water. invite 50+ of ur friends to a free pr0n movie, thats where u can get 8 hours of continuous, unitertuppted flow rofl |
"milk your friends, pass around the tupperware container" ROTFLMFAO!!! :D :D |
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| imperium |
thanx for the post reminded i have anarchy docs .. ther fun to read :) .. throw this at your 'friends house' cut*paste from Red Phaze - Street Anarchy & Terrorism.doc
dont know if this works or not.. but its funny, and slightly relevant
Gerbil Feed Bomb By: Swamp Rat
Grudge against society? Seeking mass destruction & bloodshed? Look no further.
1. Get some Gerbil Feed, or some other type of small rodent food, available at most any pet store.
2. Mash up the food pellets into a fine powder (about the consistancy of beach sand). The best way to do this is to put the pellets in a bag, and then beat the hell out of those bitches (pretend like they're Nancy Reagan for more fun!) with a hammer. If you live near a major highway, you can
just scatter them around, and then come by later with a shovel.
3. Put this powder into a jar (Jiff Peanut Butter jars work best, but Peter Pan will do just fine). Get some model glue, the kind in tubes, and squirt out a bunch of it into your hand. Spread it out evenly over all your fingers, and then stick your hands into the jar. Move your hands around
a lot in the jar so that the glue is well mixed with the powder. Go into a spasm, this should shake all the glue off your hands.
4. Fill the rest of the jar up with gasoline(available at most any gas station.)
5. Put a long fuse into it. If you're brave (and a bit stupid), you can just drop a match into it.
6. Light the fuse if you put one in. If you dropped a match into it, then go to the nearest phone, dial "911" and tell the nice people that you have a large number of glass shards embedded in your lower body. An ambulance should be there soon.
7. If you do not have glass shards in your body yet, just run VERY, VERY fast, scream "incoming!" at the top of your lungs, and then "hit the dirt!" This should attract all the neighbor's attention, so they too will get to witness this spectacular event.
8. There! You've done it! When the police car comes to your house, tell the nice police officers that a K.G.B. agent leaped out of a tree, and threw a hand grenade at you. Of course they will be kind and understanding being their job to "protect and serve." The police are your friends!
9. Repeat for everything you want to slice, dice, chop, or mutilate. Or just plain destroy, it doesn't really matter.
Be sure to have a spare change of clothes handy... |
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| whiskers |
| the anarchist docs is the funniest dope ever! they're hilarious :D :stongue: |
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| DaveSaenz |
Jesus. YOu have some ed up "friends."
Kick their ass, or pull some ed up low pranks on them.....
Then find some new friends/roomates. |
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| imperium |
damn right whiskers. .its the sort of literature that should be on the compulsory reading list at all schools
someone make this into a vid :)
Follow the instructions at your own risk,
I nor the author, can not be held liable for your stupidity :)
- How to make a homemade rocket launcher -
Materials:
2 - 3 paper clips
2inch dia. 4-6 foot long rapping paper tube.
4 "AA" bateries
1 paper towel tube
4 or 5 wires (I forget)
1 switch
1 piece of cone shaped styrofoam
~ of model rocket engines.
~ of ignighters
First we must make the electrical launching system. Take the paper
Towel tube and cut in so you can fit the batteries in it nice and snug.
Once you have taped that together, tape a wire to the end of the positive
side of the end battery. There should not be any paper towel tube sticking
out farther than the end of the battery. Now attach this on the tube about
3 inches from the end. On the negative side of your battery tube make somewhat
of a flap on the end so that you will be able to tape an exposed wire on the inside
of the flap. This will act as the ignition button. Next, take a wire and attach
it to the exposed wire that is on the flap. Run this wire through the end of the tube
and attach an alligator clip to it. Now for the safty switch. Attach the wire from
the positive side of the batteries to one side of the switch. Now take a wire and
run it from the other side of the switch to the inside of the tube. You must
also attach an alligator clip to the end of this. Now take your cone shaped peice
of styro foam and fit it into the end of your tube. This should fit nice
and snug and should be extended anywhere from 1 to 6 inches out of the back
of the tube. You should use the paper clips to attach the cone to the tube.
*Note* - you should place tape on the end of the cone on the inside to keep
it from melting or catching on fire from the rocket engine. Now you should have
something that looks somewhat like a bazzuka. **NOTE** This is not guided in any
way, shape, or form. So whatch where you point it!! This file is just for fun and
enjoyment!! This IS NOT a guided missle launcher!!!!!!!!!! These engines
go crazy!!!!
Now to shoot it switch your saftey switch on fire and press the flap down
so the wire touches the battery and Whooooosh!!!!!! Have fun!!
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by imperium
thanx for the post reminded i have anarchy docs .. ther fun to read :) .. throw this at your 'friends house' cut*paste from Red Phaze - Street Anarchy & Terrorism.doc
dont know if this works or not.. but its funny, and slightly relevant
Gerbil Feed Bomb By: Swamp Rat
Grudge against society? Seeking mass destruction & bloodshed? Look no further.
1. Get some Gerbil Feed, or some other type of small rodent food, available at most any pet store.
2. Mash up the food pellets into a fine powder (about the consistancy of beach sand). The best way to do this is to put the pellets in a bag, and then beat the hell out of those bitches (pretend like they're Nancy Reagan for more fun!) with a hammer. If you live near a major highway, you can
just scatter them around, and then come by later with a shovel.
3. Put this powder into a jar (Jiff Peanut Butter jars work best, but Peter Pan will do just fine). Get some model glue, the kind in tubes, and squirt out a bunch of it into your hand. Spread it out evenly over all your fingers, and then stick your hands into the jar. Move your hands around
a lot in the jar so that the glue is well mixed with the powder. Go into a spasm, this should shake all the glue off your hands.
4. Fill the rest of the jar up with gasoline(available at most any gas station.)
5. Put a long fuse into it. If you're brave (and a bit stupid), you can just drop a match into it.
6. Light the fuse if you put one in. If you dropped a match into it, then go to the nearest phone, dial "911" and tell the nice people that you have a large number of glass shards embedded in your lower body. An ambulance should be there soon.
7. If you do not have glass shards in your body yet, just run VERY, VERY fast, scream "incoming!" at the top of your lungs, and then "hit the dirt!" This should attract all the neighbor's attention, so they too will get to witness this spectacular event.
8. There! You've done it! When the police car comes to your house, tell the nice police officers that a K.G.B. agent leaped out of a tree, and threw a hand grenade at you. Of course they will be kind and understanding being their job to "protect and serve." The police are your friends!
9. Repeat for everything you want to slice, dice, chop, or mutilate. Or just plain destroy, it doesn't really matter.
Be sure to have a spare change of clothes handy... |
Sounds like a plan.....:rolleyes: |
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| LadyLuck13 |
1) Piss in their beer
2) Have a nice tall glass of toilet water sitting handy when they come over again. |
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| tranceman78 |
| I busted a nut in my ex-roommates shampoo one time. So if you're reading this Eric, how's that hair doing?:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Endlesswave |
| quote: | Originally posted by LadyLuck13
1) Piss in their beer
2) Have a nice tall glass of toilet water sitting handy when they come over again. |
lol simple yet effective. I like it.;) |
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| fuxit |
| quote: | Originally posted by imperium
- How to make a homemade rocket launcher - |
Hi Imperium,
I just had a question if maybe you saw this recipe in a book somewhere, I remember reading it but forgot the exact details.
Is it possible to cause an explosion in a car's gas tank, or engine, if you put in a small film canister, some ajax/bathtub cleaning powder stuff or drano/sink cleaning powder, then drop it into the tank, and supposedly the gasoline soaks through the canister, and reacts to the drano or other household chemical, when the engine is started. and kablooey, or was i just reading it incorrectly.
thanks, just curious, if it was true or not. |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
I wouldn't call people who cum on your face friends. Infact, I wouldn't even socialize with people who have done something like that to someone else. If they did it to me, I'd get like some iron pipe or something similar and beat the out of them with it.
But if for some reason that eludes me you don't want to hurt them, than destroy their property, or something they value very much. Like, spill some water on their monitor while they aren't looking or something like that.
Although I think the main problem aside from them being perverted weirdos is that you did nothing to get back at them. In the worst case scenario, you'll pull a minor prank on them, and they won't even know it's you. Really, you should show them they shouldn't be ing around with you in that way because by not fighting back you are basically letting them do such stuff and degrade you in that way. My advice is to beat the out of them, tell them to not around with you in that way and find new friends. |
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