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No Sez In The Champagne Room
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| Do u know Chris Rock ? have u ever heard the no sex in the champagne room song ? if not download it from napster or audiogalaxy . If u can find it ask me and i will upload it for you :) |
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| babyecstacy |
| that song is pretty gay but some people think it's really funny.. ahh everyone has different opinions |
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| -=WVG=- |
| never heard of it...maybe gonna download it one day... |
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| Blik |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=WVG=-
never heard of it...maybe gonna download it one day... |
You heard it, I know that for sure, the song isn't called that, it has another title, don't know which one |
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| Dj Lex |
Hmmm Chris Rock is better on stage as with his vocals. As stand-up comedian he rockssss, but he must not sing.
Laterzz
Pretty old song btw |
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| fastmp3 |
he's not singing , he speaking and there is rythm and another guy making vocals
my english sucks |
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| Lynx |
| yeahh. i heard this about a year ago. hehe. a fun song to listen to. :) the music video is weiiiird. lol. |
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| Optimus Trance |
| i've got chris rock's album bigger & blacker, no sex is a funny song:D:D |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
Here are some lyrics , just read them because they are soooo funny lol :D
Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room.. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne.. you want sex
And there's NO sex.. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those niggaz waitin outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one..
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-ass hat
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
If a homeless person.. has a funny sign..
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick (that would be great lol)
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick (Nooo don't touch me lol !!)
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die in
No one goes to Hooters for wings
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room |
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| Dj Lex |
| The lyrics are funny |
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| Dwingo |
| quote: | Originally posted by FASTDJMP3
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
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The way Chris Rock says this is so stupid ;)
What's the other well known Chris Rock song?
I know he did another one, but I don't remember which it was |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| Black people vs. Noggaz ? :D |
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