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| goldenarmZ |
someone emailed this to me at work.. this bloke had a REALLY bad day :)
This is a bricklayer's accident actual (verbatim) report, which was printed
in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of
the Workers' Compensation board. This is a true story. Had this bloke died,
he'd have received a Darwin Award without question...
Dear Sir
"I am writing in response to your request for additional information in
Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of
my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following
details will be sufficient.
I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone
on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I found
that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be
slightly in excess of 500 lbs.
Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a
barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on
the sixth floor.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel
out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope,
holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will note in
Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs.
Due to my surprise at being jerked off ground so suddenly, I lost my
presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope needless to say, I
proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of
the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an
equal, impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions
and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report
form. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until
the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.
Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to
hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience a great deal
of pain.
At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the
ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of
the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to
my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the
building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up.
This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several
lacerations of my legs and lower body.
Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed
to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks
and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report,
however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I
again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I
lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me.
This explains the two broken legs.
I hope this answers your inquiry." |
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| -=WVG=- |
| hehe, nice explanation :) thats really funny |
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| AnotherWay83 |
holy im here in my physics class and cant stop laughing...
peace |
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| Blik |
Damn, that is one sad day
nice story tho (was it really happened??) |
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| goldenarmZ |
| yeah, it's a true story... it's piss funny but you have to feel sorry for the poor guy. |
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| Henkie_henk |
Dude that guy is plain stupid lol.. well maybe not..
its funny though hehe.. "leedvermaak" is de beste humor!
En cynische en sarcastische humor... |
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| JdDark |
| hahahah, didn't know people could be that stupid |
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| -=WVG=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
"leedvermaak" is de beste humor!
En cynische en sarcastische humor... |
Daar ben ik ook wel fan van :D |
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| fastmp3 |
| Too lazy to read aww =( |
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| Lynx |
| lol...uhh...hehehehe. that's pretty funny...poor d00d. |
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| Miss Proximus |
| Is that even possible? I mean HELLO, this guy must've been smoking bad pot or smth! haha LOL :p |
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