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The Right Thing To Say To A Disco Manager..
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| RenderedDream |
i was in the shower and i got this idea..
if you would getting interviewed for a DJ job @ a disco..what would you say? most of ppl would say things like "i' flawless @ mixing.." etc etc
i would say "i can make people dance.."
i think i would win with this phrase...=DDD |
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| butterfly |
| if you really want the jobs, tell them you will fill the place to ccapacity. money drives all. |
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| Vanilla |
| Hahah, I just applied for a job as a bartender at this new club, and during the interview I said I love spinning trance. Now Im backup dj, although Im nowhere near ready for gigs like that. |
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| whiskers |
how about "i would make people throw their hands in the air, scream loudly, and then orgasm all over the floor"?
or something like that :D :D :D |
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| RedLunatik |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
how about "i would make people throw their hands in the air, scream loudly, and then orgasm all over the floor"?
or something like that :D :D :D |
if i were owner
you'd get the job :p |
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| Time2Burn |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
if you really want the jobs, tell them you will fill the place to ccapacity. money drives all. |
Yup I think you've got it!
"I have 1000's of loyal supporters who drink like fishes. You'd better stock up"
or Better yet:
"Hi, my name is Paul Van Dyk"
If you can say either of those without lying you'd get the job no problem. |
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| yujie__ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Time2Burn
or Better yet:
"Hi, my name is Paul Van Dyk"
If you can say either of those without lying you'd get the job no problem. |
I wish i could do that anywhere :D :D |
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| virtual dj |
| I lost a job... cause my boss thinks that i spin too much dance music.:whip: (1 hour by night) |
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| TranceGeek |
| just tell him you've got a hot sister thats ready and willing :stongue: :stongue: |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Time2Burn
"Hi, my name is Paul Van Dyk"
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that one is a toss-up. yeah he draws a crowd, but you'd have to fill the place beyond the legal limit to cover the cost of getting him. plus his fans don't drink that much. |
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| jploveparade |
| quote: | | plus his fans don't drink that much |
Some of us are trying hard to increase the average :D |
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| jonnycarcinogen |
| quote: | Originally posted by Time2Burn
"I have 1000's of loyal supporters who drink like fishes. You'd better stock up" |
priceless |
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