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Short Funny as Fuck Jokes!!!
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| Kirk |
Ok people post your jokes here, lets try making em short and sweet!
Here's mine:-
A recent survey was carried out on sexually active men asking them what they most liked about Blow Jobs, 99.9% all said the same thing..."The ten Minute silence" |
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| Kirk |
| Two Fleas on a fanny. one is a burglar , one is a junkie. How do u tell them apart? The Burglar is in the bush and the junkie is on the crack!! |
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| unionjack |
What's the difference between the french and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by unionjack
What's the difference between the french and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
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LOLz |
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| DaveSaenz |
A 75 year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up.
Doctor: "You're doing fairly well for your age."
Patient: "You think I'll live to be 80?"
Doctor: "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"
Patient: "No, I've never done either."
Doctor: "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
Patient: "No, red meat is unhealthy!"
Doctor: "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, such as playing golf?"
Patient: "No, I don't."
Doctor: "Do you gamble, drive fast cars or fool around with sexy women?"
Patient: "No, never!"
Doctor: "Then why the hell do you want to live to be 80?" |
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| Kirk |
Paddy comes home 2 find his wife in a bra and crotch-less panties. She opens her legs and says "do u want 2 lick this?"
Paddie Replies: off, look what its done 2 your knickers!! |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by unionjack
What's the difference between the french and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
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Bwahahaha.. :haha: |
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kirk
Ok people post your jokes here, lets try making em short and sweet!
Here's mine:-
A recent survey was carried out on sexually active men asking them what they most liked about Blow Jobs, 99.9% all said the same thing..."The ten Minute silence" |
Hahaha, good one :D |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by unionjack
What's the difference between the french and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
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haha.
damn frenchies :p |
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| Muff2K |
A man takes his daughter to the doctor to get her on birth control.
Doctor asks the man "Well is she sexually active?"
Man replies "Hell no, she lies on her back like her mother!" |
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| unionjack |
Englishman, Scotsman & an Irishman in a pub talking about there daughters. Englishman says "The other night I'm walking past my daughters bedroom and I see a packet of cigarettes on her bed, 16 years old and i never knew she smoked," Scotsman says"Thats nothing I was going past my daughters bedroom few days back and I see a bottle of scotch on her bed, 16 years old and i never new she drank." Irishman pipes up and says"you think that's bad I walked past my daughters bedroom just today and see a packet of condoms on her bed, 16 years old and I never knew she had a cock."
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