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So do you fart in front of your bf/gf? (pg. 4)
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| Muff2K |
i showed my gf this thread, and she just said, wow, you've found a place that you really can relate to.
a tear came to my eye |
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| Blik |
off course I fart in front off my girlfriend :)
and why is it called a Dutch oven? :( |
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| theb |
| yeh now and again. she absolutely HATES it though !! |
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| extulas |
| No offense to any Dutch people out their. I dont know, Thats what its called, Just like the German Oven, Thats when you are doing a girl from behind and you unexpecridly shove it in her ass without lube or anything like that and when shes not ready. And the Swiss Oven is when your doing a girl from behind and you save up alot of spit in your mouth, And right before you come, Spit on her back and when she turns around you shoot your load on her face. I dont know where the people got these names\ideas from, They were just given. So no offense (Im German so..) I've only done 1 1\2 I did the Dutch Oven to my girlfreind 4 times, I tried the German Oven but, She got really upset, and the Swiss Oven is just obnoxious. :) |
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| biznology |
| quote: | Originally posted by extulas
... And the Swiss Oven is when your doing a girl from behind and you save up alot of spit in your mouth, And right before you come, Spit on her back and when she turns around you shoot your load on her face... |
nah, thats called a Houdini, after the famous magician. she thinks you got her back she flips, then its money shot while you yell 'HOUDINI!!'
classic...
but the 'Dutch Oven' is actually a cast iron pot with a lid where you dump a bunch of food innit and then leave it on a fire to cook. its simple, and its old school. the food usually tastes bad and its hot in there - thats where i assumed the name for the fart tactic came from. bad smell + warm gases| |
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| DjObscene |
| i always fart in front of my gf...she only complains when they smell extremely bad...otherwise it's no biggy |
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| cUbe |
| i'd fart infront of the pope if i had too! :eek: |
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| Renzo |
| Who the hell are all these people? |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Who the hell are all these people? |
+1 |
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| Saka |
Members from before your day.
Obviously.
Duh! |
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