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Once upon a time an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian decided to have a bet and see who is the best lover in bed.
The Englishman said, "I'm so good in bed that my wife screams like crazy during our love-making."
The Frenchman said, "I'm so good at foreplay that my wife screams both during and BEFORE our love-making."
The Russian smiled and said, "Guys, you're good, but you can't beat me. Get this: My wife screams during, BEFORE, and AFTER our love-making."
The Englishman and Frenchman stared in disbelief.
The Russian continued, "...when I wipe my dick with the tablecloth." |
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