|
most badass thing you've ever done... (pg. 6)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Trancealot |
in 6th grade when it snowed the day after we used to slide under our friends legs and trip them up. Well it was my tuen and I did the deed. The kid I think landed on his nose. He was like oh man that hurt untill we told him his nose was bleeding alot. After he started crying and walked him to the nurse's office.
In college I found a blow horn that you use at basketball games as a sub horn (very loud) well I went into random lecture hall's and blew it really loud for the laughter of students and annyoience of professors.
one more...in 8th grade I never got into a fight in my life. This may of been the closet. This big fat kid like way bigger than me and loved to make fun of me. We were in band class and we did not play that day. I can't remember why and this room has 3 levels each about 1 feet higher than the other. Well this kid said something about my mom so I don't know but I turned around and pushed him so hard he went flying to the floor on the next level like a foot down. The teacher did not know what was happening because she was in another room. I guess a fight did not break out because if so he be angry. I guess he was scared at what I did to him. Really never made fun of me again from that day.
Another..in HS I was trying out for the basketball team and so was my friend. He was playing defense on me and I was backing him in closer to the hoop. As I did so I motioned my back really hard upwards into his mouth knocking back his front tooth. I felt bad and from that day on he never played bball again. Well I still do and rock!
Once is hailed and after the sotrm passed me and my brother were throwing hail at each other(smaller than golf balls kind of). I nailed him really hard :haha: after ran away fast. |
|
|
| beema |
trying to think
prolly worst thing Ive done was I got suspended from Highschool in, I think, my freshman year for stealing beer from the nearby 7-11.
Looking back on that, I'm kind of wondering what the hell I was suspended from school for...I mean...as far as I know, 7-11 isn't under the school's jurisdiction :haha:
I guess maybe it's cause I did it on school time.
Haha, yeah, I skipped classes to go steal beer and cigarettes from 7-11 and sell them to kids back at school. lol
hey, who can argue with 100% profit :p
Anyways, it woulda been fine except I did it with 2 kids, and one of the kids was in the parking lot smoking when the cops rolled by. Being the brilliant kid that he was, he kept some of the stolen beer in his backpack :rolleyes: . Anyways, he was smoking underaged, so the cops ticketed him for that, and for some reason, he let them search his stuff, they found the beer, he was brought in for questioning, and baisically cracked in a split second and ratted me and my other friend out. :mad:
I'm guess I'm pretty lucky the school didn't turn me over to the cops.
bleh...whatever
I learned my lesson of sorts
note: The sympathy you get from hot chicks at school when you get suspended for something like that might actually be worth the risk ;)
lol
oh yeah, in 5th grade I got in a fight with a kid and threw a chair at him. :haha:
While I was sitting in one of the offices for time-out or whatever, I noticed the office I was in housed the prescription medication cabinets for the kids there. I had a grudge on one kid, so I decided to look for his ritalin and tamper with it :toothless |
|
|
| Azareal |
First off, let me say that I'm about the most laid back person there is. I don't fight, don't usually get into serious trouble, don't steal, bleh bleh bleh. Pretty normal John Q. Public life. Except for this one time I wasn't even myself. I don't even really remember it first person - it just seemed so surreal. I'm sure my old friends still tell it ...
I'm not the most imposing guy out there. In high school I was 6'0, but prolly only 155 pounds soaking wet. I certainly wasn't a jock, but I tended to hang out with a few of them from the Football team. One of them - Jared - was usually a pretty decent guy, but could turn into an from time to time.
He was the guy that always had to prove himself in front of everyone else - especially his friends and social group. The teacher had left the class unattended for some reason - which always meant trouble. Usually Jared would bug the misfits of the class - the over achievers, the geeks, the audio video club - but this one time in Chem class, he decided to start laying into me. At first I just let it slide - hell, he bugged everyone, but then I just ing snapped.
He had been calling me 'Morgasm' (which looking back is actually kinda funny) - but he just didn't stop. Each time he repeated it in different voices and tones and . At one point, he got this great look on his face, and got the whole class was just friggin pissing themselves in their seats. Hell, I prolly shoulda been laughing along - it was pretty funny stuff, but white rage just boiled inside.
I turned to him really cool and collected, and looked him right in the eyes. I remember saying 'Jared. Shut the up. I'm not kidding'. Then I kick his desk so hard he falls right out of the bloody thing.
Jared isn't a small guy. He tackles big guys for fun. And I'm not a big guy. By all means, it appeared that I had gotten myself into something of a predicament. I stand up also, and meet him as he is coming down the aisle bearing down on me.
Just as he gets to me, I kick him square in the nuts, grab his shirt, pull it over his head, and start going to town on his stomach and kidneys. Jared goes down, and I get on top of him, just wailing away. He manages to get his shirt back down, and his head pokes out - I start hitting him in the face. It was vicious. Remember fight club? When Edward Norton is pounding like mad on Jared Leto's face and everyone just looks away - it was like that. Jared is bleeding like a stuck pig, cuts and bruises and welts all over his face - and I just give up, get up and off just as the teacher comes back in.
The teacher looks at Jared, looks at me, and there is this eternal silence that sets in. I don't remember doing it, but apparently, I then helped Jared up, and went to the bathroom to clean up. He never said anything about that day again. He never came back at me, or threatened me - certainly never called me 'Morgasm' again. The teacher never said anything about it either - and I never got in trouble for destroying this kid in class. Its like no one could even believe it happened. Part of me still doesn't.
Sorry for the long post.
And if you are still out there Jared - I can't really say I feel sorry for what I did to you. Thats one for the good guys. |
|
|
| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Veldrid
Well I have done some ed up stuff...
Senior year there was this bitch in my video production class that was from Canada. She was always bragging about herself and her country. Well I decided I would piss her off so I went to a local t-shirt shop and had them make a shirt that said "Just Say No to Canada" and had the canadian maple leaf in a circle with a line thru it (like the no smoking signs). I wore it to school one day and the bitch got all pissed off at lunch and threw hot nacho cheese in my face, and when I say hot I mean HOT. At that moment I snapped, I wiped my face off while her and others were laughing their heads off, dumped my lunch tray and then broke the bitches nose with it. I then continued to beat the lunch tray over her head until the principal and a teacher pulled me off.
|
i didn't even see this. how dare you, call women "bitches" so loosely and don't even get me started on the violent aspect of it all. who the do you think you are? (besides a woman beater). i actually don't even feel anger for you, i feel pity. i am ashamed to have someone like you posting on my thread. i hope you get some help, psycho |
|
|
| fr0st |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
i didn't even see this. how dare you, call women "bitches" so loosely and don't even get me started on the violent aspect of it all. who the do you think you are? (besides a woman beater). i actually don't even feel anger for you, i feel pity. i am ashamed to have someone like you posting on my thread. i hope you get some help, psycho |
Yeah i accidently tripped into this girl once at school and bruised her shin pretty bad..i felt like for a month..... |
|
|
| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
i didn't even see this. how dare you, call women "bitches" so loosely and don't even get me started on the violent aspect of it all. who the do you think you are? (besides a woman beater). i actually don't even feel anger for you, i feel pity. i am ashamed to have someone like you posting on my thread. i hope you get some help, psycho |
Don't take this the wrong way, because I'm not defending his beating her over the head.
But he was exercising his first ammendment rights to free speach by wearing the T shirt (even though it's offensive). If someone threw hot cheese on my face, I think I would call them worse names than "bitch." He could have also gotten charges filed (and sued) for assault etc. (especially if he were disfigured by the hot cheese). |
|
|
| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Don't take this the wrong way, because I'm not defending his beating her over the head.
But he was exercising his first ammendment rights to free speach by wearing the T shirt (even though it's offensive). If someone threw hot cheese on my face, I think I would call them worse names than "bitch." He could have also gotten charges filed (and sued) for assault etc. (especially if he were disfigured by the hot cheese). |
ummm, i do think you are defending him. the deserved to have more than just hot cheese thrown all over him- but is that really justification to break her nose? i hope you realize what you are saying...if not, please stop threadjacking |
|
|
| fr0st |
| OH lol this women beating thing brought up something i did completely on accident to my girl friend.....Well just bout every day when i wasnt in season id shoot a puck or play roller hocker infront of my house.....well my gf decided to come outside as i shot a roller hockey ball....it smacked her in the forehead gave her the biggest black and blue mark i have ever saw on someones head...i couldnt do anything but laugh at her exspense cuzz there was nothing i could do to stop it..she just walked out at the wrong time and a stray ball got her.....everyone teased me for like a month i was a women beater...... |
|
|
| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by beema
trying to think
prolly worst thing Ive done was I got suspended from Highschool in, I think, my freshman year for stealing beer from the nearby 7-11.
Looking back on that, I'm kind of wondering what the hell I was suspended from school for...I mean...as far as I know, 7-11 isn't under the school's jurisdiction :haha:
I guess maybe it's cause I did it on school time.
Haha, yeah, I skipped classes to go steal beer and cigarettes from 7-11 and sell them to kids back at school. lol
hey, who can argue with 100% profit :p
Anyways, it woulda been fine except I did it with 2 kids, and one of the kids was in the parking lot smoking when the cops rolled by. Being the brilliant kid that he was, he kept some of the stolen beer in his backpack :rolleyes: . Anyways, he was smoking underaged, so the cops ticketed him for that, and for some reason, he let them search his stuff, they found the beer, he was brought in for questioning, and baisically cracked in a split second and ratted me and my other friend out. :mad:
I'm guess I'm pretty lucky the school didn't turn me over to the cops.
bleh...whatever
I learned my lesson of sorts
note: The sympathy you get from hot chicks at school when you get suspended for something like that might actually be worth the risk ;)
lol
oh yeah, in 5th grade I got in a fight with a kid and threw a chair at him. :haha:
While I was sitting in one of the offices for time-out or whatever, I noticed the office I was in housed the prescription medication cabinets for the kids there. I had a grudge on one kid, so I decided to look for his ritalin and tamper with it :toothless |
Lol. When I was in middle school, I gave a kid some tylenol and he cut it up so he could sell it as cocaine. He was found with it on him for some reason (a white powder), and he ratted on me. I got off completely free though, and he got sent to an alternative school. He had other problems, but I honestly think he got a raw deal because he was poor and Black. I knew what he was going to do with the tylenol, and I still gave it to him. Maybe he had tried to sell it @ school though, so that's why he got in more trouble. I also had Ritalin, and if I had given him that stuff, I would have been in some trouble! :nervous: |
|
|
| fr0st |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
ummm, i do think you are defending him. the deserved to have more than just hot cheese thrown all over him- but is that really justification to break her nose? i hope you realize what you are saying...if not, please stop threadjacking |
nah she didnt have the right to put hot cheeze on his head....that hurts.im deffinately not saying hes right...id never hit a girl.....but then again most girls want to be treated equal to guys...sooo he was just treating her like a guy that would have done the same thing |
|
|
| Photo_bot_2k1 |
| I'm going to have to disagree with you tranceyes. This girl was obviously annoying the crap out of him, and trust me ive met TONS of people who just rub me the wrong way. Especially the ones who act cocky for no reason. The guy was simply making a joke or a point, and got hot nacho cheese in his face. Thats seriously ed up, i dont care who the f' it was I'd break that persons nose in a second girl or no girl. |
|
|
| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
ummm, i do think you are defending him. the deserved to have more than just hot cheese thrown all over him- but is that really justification to break her nose? i hope you realize what you are saying...if not, please stop threadjacking |
Throwing scalding cheese on someone is assault. Had he not counter-reacted with violence, he would have been in the right. He choose violence so he was also in the wrong. Personally I don't know how I would have reacted, but the best thing would have been to restrain himself and win a lawsuit. I'm not advocating violence against women @ all Erin.
DO you think that the man who was arrested for wearing the anti-war Tshirt should have been treated in that manner?? I'm glad I don't live in a country where it's not news when something like that happens (meaning it's rare here). If I were in Iraq and wore a " Saddam" shirt, I'd hate to think of what would happen to me (and my family). |
|
|
|
|
